They don't pass a bill. They pass hundreds of bills.

Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit you?

what's 3x3 geg?

Includes robbed victim scream

Poorly placed red paint spill in meijer

Well, *** you too .I.

rimjob. true love is rimjob

Perpetuum mobile

Those kids are screwed...

Noted.

Crab is secretly Batman

It has begun.

damn too late

It's true.

"I also like playing with my balls"

i'll just die in the corner then

Some advice on marriage from Aziz Ansari

Relationship Goals with April and Andy

something we all can relate to

Perfect Timing.

That goddamn emotional investment...

invisible fap utility

A short book at that

Australia

unleash thee niggutsu

then eat it from inside out

Different Churches

this 2nd grader knows shit about stuff

So true

He must be searching for a proxy

He must be a US cheetah

>m8

Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken

Runescape Streamer Banned After Mom Walks In

The battle to end all ages.

Makeup Logic

the last part is very true

The right attitude

At least he didnt like his own status...

Dad got mom the good blue stuff

Gotta love the holiday spirit here in California!

Superman is a cold hearted ***er

Uh thanks but no thanks

Bad morning

oh hi there!

Shut up Shannon

was having a look at the steam christmas sales when...

The Interview

Chocolate? Chocolate?!

i definitely did

This is the clear winner this Christmas.

Blackeyed Peas

Every Drop ***s.

Racist glasses

The IT crowd

Putting candy cane pieces in cookies is a bad idea...

The end is nigh!

Or is it?

A serious issue.

Benefit of divorced parents as a kid

Magneto just posted this on Instagram.

For all the Python fans out there

It's not polite to stare!

Saw this review for "The Interview" on IMDB

Madden 16 on point, bruh. Console master race graphics.

His milking cow they can kill, but not Bessie

For parents with young kids during the holidays.

Marry Yippie kay-yay

Maybe I'm just getting colorblind.

Step One

Boxing Day feels

Double tap root beer that bish

eating 25 egg in the morning was a bad idea

Being the older "mature" brother on Christmas morning

bur I still get presents from satan

The Queen is busting out the jokes this year.

Your titties "

Brace yourself...

Mom has never had good taste in picking out shirts for me, but this year she nailed it.

Excuse me sir, I will have the ***.

Holiday Outsourcing

raising awareness

Christmas Accident

The neighbors are efficient: 8:40am, Christmas morning.

Gotta pay the troll toll

...

Dogs look innocent and so cute

Cranberry Juice

Do not fck with the busdriver

Woke up to a Christmas horror story

Bandwidth only goes so far when the whole family is in town

Please welcome Queen douchebag ladys

An Asian coworker gave me a surprise Christmas present today✌️😊✌️

Color by numbers

Annnnnnd I'm never using bing for porn again.

happy birthday Jesus

After Assassins Creed Unity, Ubisoft starts to be honest with the players.

That's nasty

Go Jesus

Important instructions for this Christmas.