Because I'm not buying a new glass every year.

found this on Instagram, the comment says it all

AT&T customer service

Happy New Year courtesy of Drake's hairline.

Yes.

This guy looks like he's about to spit mad verses at these ghosts

Looks like the tides have turned

Are you close? I've been at this for awhile....

This might actually work

Does every celebrity just have every other celebrities number?

Thanks for the warning

Getting your drunk friend out of new year's party like

2015 i coming!

A vibrating chair of balls.

New Zealand police give a warning and advice to people attending a New Year's music festival

To the guy who "got" a girlfriend for Christmas

He almost did it

There are some things you just don't say

me, this new years eve

Jesus doesn't pay rent.

Too old, do not want

words of wisdom

My sexual life in one picture

The countryside you can see from this seat is so beautiful you could even smell it.

Good thing someone was holding the ladder!

Woman, stop

Goddamn kids

Nailed it.

Dadding.

Maybe that's why the US have the largest inmate population in the world

Start planning early. #BeResponsible

Lucky indeed

HOLLYWOOD 2014

How is this even possible?

flip flop

Maybe it was...

Much better, in fact

Loads of them too

Thank god

Pick one

I like fireworks

Japanese High School Girls

All that waste of Dijon Mustard, as a French my surrendering sense is tingling !

It's a gateway to math.

Mark Ruffalo about taking his daughter to preschool.

Jesus helps recovering alcoholics out of recovery.

Never trust mike tyson

Finally a happy end.

That's unfortunate

Best negotiation technique

We don't call them orgies anymore?

How to find a reason to shoot the black guy

Real phone

A normal day at the History Channel.

Let's just re-examine this decal shall we?

Happy Birthday.

Microsoft is Building a New Web Browser Named Spartan

*tips ailerons*

im a dog

The repellent's effect wore off!

Once upon a time...

How to make a company logo

Seems accurate

Winter is Combing

2006: The Year M. Night Shyamalan's Deal with the Devil Expired

RAD

The Questioninator!

No one ever listened to me!

Too edgy for HL? OP will sit quietly in a corner and see

Batman makes everything sound so dark

Poor guy...

Miyamoto speaks the truth.

Its what's on the inside that counts

Nailed it

Thanks for the warning, Craig.

Must be a cheerleader thing

In other news

Say what?

Time for school!

Being home from college on holiday break

What using tinder feels like as a guy.....

future us #3

She came in like a wrecking ball

Well, what do you expect from femen?

#TheUltimateDadJoke

Psst, hey

Smooth Skyler .. Very smooth ..

They won't know

Live and learn

What's a banana?

An hero we will always miss

"excercise"

His majesty King Harald V of Norway

Catch!

Or maybe Nana...

Commitment issues

When u try 2b cool

Inbetweeners

going to a store and heard a catchy song, when this grll asked "what song is that?"

Suuuuure, a pen holder...