That's exactly what someone dating their dad would say...

By Channelate

I did say sorry

feminists

This isn't even his final form....

"Dammit Meg..."

Not just broke

You gonna be kill

Good guy Putin

***

Chivalry isn't dead

I bet he is butthurt

A thousand words.

This will be easy

Girl caught picking nose and rubbing it on guys head.

i'll just leave it here

Today we salute the imagination of New Zealanders

Wishing you could go back..

he do

"what a coincidence"

mi amada, homes!

Local gym.

Shit's about to get real

Vietnam issues

No one

Chris Rock's Anti-Gun Event

i command you

it's like her fate

"I'll show you my secret throw!"

cereal killer in the making

New Year Problems

there

That pretty much sums it up...

Just Gaben

they see me rowin', they hatin'

And drink some beers

Satan's son

Brave man he'll be

A guy walks into a bar...

Shaving wherever you want

Satan's second son

Slightly used snowman

Facebook post

Don't be a dickface.

Moooom sthap

Matrix IRL

#rekt

Perfectly relevant in light of Chris Rock's divorce

Someone has their priorities straight

Another impossible standard for women

Any time a girl mistakes me for a socially competent man and starts flirting

I can see the wire, but where is the less?

2015

Dude... Balls.

Business in the front, party in the back!

Ah

Every New Years Day...

British police are funny

Calvin had it right, as always.

Well, I'm the first one awake this morning...

Oh.....

Once again...

Okay everyone! Time to break in the new styles!

For all of us who have work today, cheers

The Future is Now! - its 2015, Turn your pockets out..

Tarantino, you clever mother ***er

first name greatest, last name ***

Dog Crossing

"*** Yeah!! 2015!"

Child support

Well I think he proved how good he is

Watch out man!

Because I'm not buying a new glass every year.

found this on Instagram, the comment says it all

AT&T customer service

Happy New Year courtesy of Drake's hairline.

Yes.

This guy looks like he's about to spit mad verses at these ghosts

Looks like the tides have turned

Are you close? I've been at this for awhile....

This might actually work

Does every celebrity just have every other celebrities number?

Thanks for the warning

Getting your drunk friend out of new year's party like

2015 i coming!

A vibrating chair of balls.

New Zealand police give a warning and advice to people attending a New Year's music festival

To the guy who "got" a girlfriend for Christmas

He almost did it

There are some things you just don't say

me, this new years eve

Jesus doesn't pay rent.

Too old, do not want

words of wisdom

My sexual life in one picture

The countryside you can see from this seat is so beautiful you could even smell it.

Good thing someone was holding the ladder!

Woman, stop

Goddamn kids

Nailed it.