I'm a skinny insomniac so this doesn't affect me

WELCOME TO OPEN WORLD WASTELAND SHOOTERS. HOW TOUGH ARE YA?

Stages of Sex

We've all been there...

Shopping on Amazon and came across this great question.

I'm ready....

That's exactly what someone who WAS Mozart would say!

ASM WebDev

When you see it...

Not quite gold, but an interesting gem.

Is there a bat in his pants?

If Tumblr ruled the world

I've got a lot of problems

It is technically possible to choke a fire by dumping a shitload of wood on it

Answer me

Oh... right

slav squat makes everything better tho

SS potato

"friends" be like "i didnt have your number, thats all"

JUST GRAB IT!!!

Ding Ding Ding

Flash Photo Joke

Humanity

What the actual ***? Literally.

Hackers on steroids

How to computer

surprise ending

Now he has them

Bille Nye knows it all

Smoke them?

Let natural selection do his job

"you can kill half the team with a molotov but not one enemy with an M4?"

You've gone too far, KFC.

Art

Canadian Money

When you finish a test the other class hasn't taken yet

Baby wombats

10/10

Math

facebook gets reel mad

Don't trigger tumblr.

On the next picture the cat will become a meatball.

When you finish a paper at 5 am.

Oh nevermind.

After going to the hairdresser

Don't know if this a repost, but it made me laugh!!

No tumblr

In Soviet Russia Nike discourages you

B*tch u better stfu

Damn, Netflix

Hmmm interesting, I'll let you know

Just a normal day in the Austrian army...

Better call someone for that burn

The alternate way of how Bruce became Batman.

Alpha as ***

Tremendous

still got that

You racists

It has a mind of its own

women's rights

where's your femineesus now?

How not to hit and run.

i would make that a disco room *wink*

Emma Watson on Kissing Rupert Grint

When my GF wakes up in a crazy mood

found this little gem in my quest for keks, enjoy the war between anon and blondy

Okay, time to buy a lottery ticket

Would be fun to actually test this on some Tumblr Blogs

us

browsing facebook when...

Allahu Akbar

Kill the captain, become the captain.

8 + 8 - 0

Textbook Pricing

Does it look like I'm going downstairs?

um...

Fair enough..

A real man makes his own luck

"Do not let the cat in"

Finally did it!

People testing their GTX 970 right now

When you ask for a drawing on your pizza box

Ultimate dadjoke T-shirt from thrift store

This man likes to live dangerously

A typical Scandinavian knife rack

a severe case of morning wood

Best Valentines day cards ever.

Ross definitely had his moments.

SPOT ON PROFESSOR!

So you deny me, do you Ed boy?

Fun fact!

Want some lube with that, sir?

playing stupid

Unbeknownst to them, they were only feeding Rex's powers.

Introducing: Mom Jokes

When your dreams are better than others

Got the most accurate fortune cookie today.

yea

Left-front-handed

Yes, Netflix does understand Janice