Never trust anybody, not even yourself in 1788

You wouldn't rat me out, would you?

No time for sleep

Jaden is everywhere

that philosophy sure as hell went up and died out the window

James May understands me

Good advice from this San Diego pier

Make metal, little ladies...

The sure to get your ass kicked bumper sticker

The brilliance of modern-day man

When Muhammad made you a surprise birthday party

high five, dude

Biggest bro save of all time

Facebook was a little on the nose with their 'related topic' to this story.

Incest Aunt Jenette strikes again

Muh feels...

To Infinity

what arguing with feminazis feels like

If there is an award for advertising, I'm sure this one ain't up for it.

Amen

#JustLannisterThings

This is the greatest Venn Diagram to ever exist.

This kid is going to get very far

Karl Pilkington. THE VOICE OF HUMANITY.

British combat the snow with professionalism and efficiency.

that's not the real Thor

The resemblance is strong with this one.

What really happened to Eurogroup - Greece meeting.

He shouldn't keep trying to rob this woman

Oh dear...

The problems Canadian girls face during the winter.

That's a very specific toilet

Drake doesn't scare you on Halloween. He does otherwise

Conan gets science jokes

George R.R Martin approves

This person who is aware of their surroundings.

Give an ex., man.

Organic AND Freerange?

lesson 1 of birds and the bees, honey.

Online gaming

For everything else...

No

To all of the girls, this is what real men looks like!

That was close

Whats going on guys?

I came over

Well.. she is not feelling the heat anymore

He's kind of hot

Related

guys i finally learned how to sex

100 women

me on the white car when it comes to job opportunities

Auntie Jenette

Spark that b*tch!

Darth Putin

I'm screwed

Time for these religion junkies to start asking the real questions...

Thank god I can't read

Buy it on steam for only $45,55

Annie doesn't like puns

"Player 3 joined the game"

That feel

That's a big finger

Won't ask next time... We'll just have a kid

You park like an *** ...

Are You Offended?

Is your cat getting ready to leave you?

College: the desks get smaller and the doodles get real

There is a P*nis in my soup!

Eventually she has become a dwarf

They grow up so fast

Goddammit frank!

Getting closer every time

Some people oppose vaccinations for religious reasons

This movie trilogy took an abrupt turn.

Ok, Jesus, I'll read it

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Well shit

Hanks Shipping

A Dignified Exit

MY CABBAGES!!

In-Home Dick Measuring Kit. Patent Pending.

You just don't know how to do it

Stumbled upon this

New Zeeland

Captain ! It's a trap !

Ass is what jewasaurus wrecks

Well... that was unexpected.

Good advice Melissa

How's that drink taste?

Wheeee

Taking it to the next level

The Last Straw

BMXXX

When your nipples are cold...

Scumbag Apple

Such thoughtful young men

When little sh*t cousin deletes my pokemon save

Roads in Brazil...

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