me on the white car when it comes to job opportunities

Auntie Jenette

Spark that b*tch!

Darth Putin

I'm screwed

Time for these religion junkies to start asking the real questions...

Thank god I can't read

Buy it on steam for only $45,55

Annie doesn't like puns

"Player 3 joined the game"

That feel

That's a big finger

Won't ask next time... We'll just have a kid

You park like an *** ...

Are You Offended?

Is your cat getting ready to leave you?

College: the desks get smaller and the doodles get real

There is a P*nis in my soup!

Eventually she has become a dwarf

They grow up so fast

Goddammit frank!

Getting closer every time

Some people oppose vaccinations for religious reasons

This movie trilogy took an abrupt turn.

Ok, Jesus, I'll read it

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Well shit

Hanks Shipping

A Dignified Exit

MY CABBAGES!!

In-Home Dick Measuring Kit. Patent Pending.

You just don't know how to do it

Stumbled upon this

New Zeeland

Captain ! It's a trap !

Ass is what jewasaurus wrecks

Well... that was unexpected.

Good advice Melissa

How's that drink taste?

Wheeee

Taking it to the next level

The Last Straw

BMXXX

When your nipples are cold...

Scumbag Apple

Such thoughtful young men

When little sh*t cousin deletes my pokemon save

Roads in Brazil...

Craigslist delivers

Let's stay the night.

Proper way to use the satnav.

The perfect crime.

Children who love harry potter book

ШIИTEЯ IS ҪOMIИG

Couldn't sleep though... too much noise

Local Gas Station Having Some Fun

No words.

Dude

Them Tree Powers

Splashing

Actual Presidential Group Photograph

mfw

I'm getting really tired of your shit

Romance...

Budget cuts.

Yo ***es

Moe Syzslak

Horrified graduates flee as planes attack crowds with hats.

The cookies...

Yeah, let me get 23 cheeseburgers

The awkward moment when you meet your new Boss....

True thugs know how to spell

Learning german like

Dick coming through

That's not gonna cut it...

All hail McDonalds

Stalking teacher

Bruh

Yes

It would have been cooler though

No one should have to wait 365 days to have a baby.

You don't stand between a man and his BBQ sauce

Bill Gates sure knows how to party

Most likely to succeed.

Guess who forgot to show up for the health show?!

What to do when your gf gets her period

Hoes

ITS A TRAP!

AAAARRRGGG!!!!

***ing love trees!

In other news

Perfectly reasonable reaction.

Pick Up Line Recovery

Whose tooth is it Michael?!

Sums it up.

That's what they want you to think.

Where do i submit this gif?

this is awesome

Sure

Roses are red, Violets are blue,