Pick Up Line Recovery

Whose tooth is it Michael?!

Sums it up.

That's what they want you to think.

Where do i submit this gif?

this is awesome

Sure

Roses are red, Violets are blue,

das right ***, work that camera over here

Let's go to Dad Land

*hits blunt*

Logically sound advice

Bae woke me up

Hue Jackman, everybody!

Will this be enough spaghetti?

Religious extremism

Well that escalated quickly....

drake the type of nigga that won't steal the bike in the beginning of san andreas

finaly kangoros in austria, the confusion is perfekt !

Impossible

When you have to report the news but you are on drugs again

fuuck you dog

Seems legit

He knows he`ll get burned, and still won`t use protection

No eye contact

Adverts on the London Underground are becoming more and more aggressive

tiny dancer in my hand

Almost hit one today....

Everything comes to an end and he's okay with that

It's the only reasonable thing to do

Smooth.

Where can we find these bikini profile photo girls? And they are willing to chat and stuff...

Jesus Chest...

He's Back!

I say disco, you say Hitler!

Then vs than

Canadian problems

Too much math for me.

Can't beat that logic

poor luigi not even fit to be a background character

This girl is a giant.

Punography

future...

SJW's and Tumblr be like

Fixed it!

Public Housing

Gamer Dad

The conspiracies are getting ridiculous

What would a teenager NOT do in this situation?

Guess they haven't heard of cows yet

It's snowing

MFW it actually kinda works.

This guy on Twitter found another reason to fear Snowmageddon in the North East...

then what happened to my 21,991 sons...?

nature calls

What do you get?

Would buy that toy

Spider master race

1 P2W player vs 12 F2P players

Purrallel Bars.

The Northeast right now

Yarrrr!

Because she's worth it.

Police in my town doing their job

Please choose another user name

Vegans love to say.

Let's See Who You Really Are

Bummed Out

Everyone in the Northeast tonight

as a grown man... I'm terrified

seems fair to me

I'm a skinny insomniac so this doesn't affect me

WELCOME TO OPEN WORLD WASTELAND SHOOTERS. HOW TOUGH ARE YA?

Stages of Sex

We've all been there...

Shopping on Amazon and came across this great question.

I'm ready....

That's exactly what someone who WAS Mozart would say!

ASM WebDev

When you see it...

Not quite gold, but an interesting gem.

Is there a bat in his pants?

If Tumblr ruled the world

I've got a lot of problems

It is technically possible to choke a fire by dumping a shitload of wood on it

Answer me

Oh... right

slav squat makes everything better tho

SS potato

"friends" be like "i didnt have your number, thats all"

JUST GRAB IT!!!

Ding Ding Ding

Flash Photo Joke

Humanity

What the actual ***? Literally.

Hackers on steroids

How to computer

surprise ending

Now he has them

Bille Nye knows it all