must be drowning in pussy

Oh, Okay then.

I can't remember this Spongebob episode..

They're ready!

You know you modded too much when you find out Argonians' side job

I'm not good at greeting cards.

high

From an early draft of the second Austin Powers film

so deep

Black twitter = only good thing out of twitter

2013 must have been awesome

Stupid ass hoe with a stupid ass name - Dafuq is North West

nig*a just broke the system

it's jojo. it ain't gay

Asking the important questions

Gotta love fighting games!

Childhood memories

Like fo real tho, who dunnit?

they hatin'

Crayons demand human flesh

There goes more money down the drain!

Gaga blacksheep

You're A Hazard, Harry!

Birds make the most beautiful sounds

And emailed it to everyone.

tfw he should have hidden in a Bush

My dreams can finally come true

Pretty much sums up today.

Canada's dark side

This girl has her life in check

This censorship problem is getting out of hand

well you ate my pizza

#justrepublicanthings

2088 survival

It's safe to say that whoever came up with this illustration wasn't an engineer

A Pastor's Relationship Advice for Girls

if your girl leaves you

(ಥ﹏ಥ)

Asking the real questions.

m8

Hey, where is Bert?

Being a rebel is tough.

damn newfag

Close enough...

Narutards...

Do a flip

Gluten Free Vegan Please

leaked supervillain plot by government healthcare service

The dead don't know they're dead.

Bilbo Baggins inspiring kids around the globe

ode to a great n64 game

bone.exe was deleted

Quick test for spotting a Tinder bot...or very irresponsible human.

A real squigga.

Go, type it in, hit enter. I dare you.

Please speak English

For what dark deeds have you summoned us, master?

When you take it too far...

Men and women

When did Sesame Street get so hardcore?

If you say so...

Nice try, math.

Every little bit helps

DUMBLEBURN

Never watch things your friends suggest you will like

Sorry Deadpool, the internet can see it

Desperate times

I would buy this sword

The real life card against humanity.

Check out LA's newest airport!

How to be happy

the hero we deserve

Accident my ass, those are Mark's shoes!

Misspelled

rip in piece

Little did he know she was actually having a campfire with her friends

You know the struggle is real.

Playing against lag-switchers:

Best dad Ever

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Try this pick up line... that works 100% of the time.

*Rips shirt off in patriotic frenzy.

M'eow

Watch out Gangster Paradise next

When mom tells me to clean my room

Yeah, seems related.

You know you're near a college when

She did look like she was peeing!

A student asks his government for money to go to college/university...

Microsoft can't even make friends with themselves.

Wanted

When you try to party after finals

What does the fox say?

The pigeon gives zero ***s.

Taco Tuesday strikes again

See you there.

OP arrives on the battlefield on his armored steed

One of the best Mr. Burns quotes

*18 where I come frome, but whatever

Just in case you feel dumb or something like that