leaked supervillain plot by government healthcare service

The dead don't know they're dead.

Bilbo Baggins inspiring kids around the globe

ode to a great n64 game

bone.exe was deleted

Quick test for spotting a Tinder bot...or very irresponsible human.

A real squigga.

Go, type it in, hit enter. I dare you.

Please speak English

For what dark deeds have you summoned us, master?

When you take it too far...

Men and women

When did Sesame Street get so hardcore?

If you say so...

Nice try, math.

Every little bit helps

DUMBLEBURN

Never watch things your friends suggest you will like

Sorry Deadpool, the internet can see it

Desperate times

I would buy this sword

The real life card against humanity.

Check out LA's newest airport!

How to be happy

the hero we deserve

Accident my ass, those are Mark's shoes!

Misspelled

rip in piece

Little did he know she was actually having a campfire with her friends

You know the struggle is real.

Playing against lag-switchers:

Best dad Ever

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Try this pick up line... that works 100% of the time.

*Rips shirt off in patriotic frenzy.

M'eow

Watch out Gangster Paradise next

When mom tells me to clean my room

Yeah, seems related.

You know you're near a college when

She did look like she was peeing!

A student asks his government for money to go to college/university...

Microsoft can't even make friends with themselves.

Wanted

When you try to party after finals

What does the fox say?

The pigeon gives zero ***s.

Taco Tuesday strikes again

See you there.

OP arrives on the battlefield on his armored steed

One of the best Mr. Burns quotes

*18 where I come frome, but whatever

Just in case you feel dumb or something like that

I should try drinking more coffee

Of course.

Who would win?

WE'RE COPS AND WE NEED ***ING DONUTS!

Even if this joke crashes and burns, I'm not explaining s#!+.

The men's bathroom at work. Well done, gentlemen. Well done.

Pizza deliveryman humor

But where does the water come from if not from a baby penis?

I'm a bear!

Male students will admit

Jill is given a task

And four some adults too by the look of it

First pics of Harrison Ford after his crash

Funny Title

Technical support, how can I help you?

the hood - do you feel it now?

When you don't want to do the homework

thats why it deserved to be on the menu

When your Resume sucks

In case you ever feel lonely

Before memes... there was Farside

MRW the Dress thing finally ended

To those lurkers who upvote, but never comment.

tan leggings make bad pants

Definitely a classic

Funny prank

Odd church sign

I'm telling you, she's coming...

Selfesteem

When the squad wants to cruise through the hood

The anti-vaxxer movement in a nutshell.

Get Rekt

This doesn't look too slipp.... Ohshitohshitohshit... ery.

Floppy Jesus

this picture is Fox news' worst nightmare

"It was the drink that killed him..."

Whats the worst that could happen?

Its the inside that matters

RIP Harrison Ford

3 Adorable Animals to Impale!

Looks pretty perfect, doesn't it?

Snowed-in..

No chill.

that's my GF

My friend was an infantry marine, now he is a nurse.

Kim Jong Un would not approve of this portrait

Golden Girls in regards to lesbians