Who would win?

WE'RE COPS AND WE NEED ***ING DONUTS!

Even if this joke crashes and burns, I'm not explaining s#!+.

The men's bathroom at work. Well done, gentlemen. Well done.

Pizza deliveryman humor

But where does the water come from if not from a baby penis?

I'm a bear!

Male students will admit

Jill is given a task

And four some adults too by the look of it

First pics of Harrison Ford after his crash

Funny Title

Technical support, how can I help you?

the hood - do you feel it now?

When you don't want to do the homework

thats why it deserved to be on the menu

When your Resume sucks

In case you ever feel lonely

Before memes... there was Farside

MRW the Dress thing finally ended

To those lurkers who upvote, but never comment.

tan leggings make bad pants

Definitely a classic

Funny prank

Odd church sign

I'm telling you, she's coming...

Selfesteem

When the squad wants to cruise through the hood

The anti-vaxxer movement in a nutshell.

Get Rekt

This doesn't look too slipp.... Ohshitohshitohshit... ery.

Floppy Jesus

this picture is Fox news' worst nightmare

"It was the drink that killed him..."

Whats the worst that could happen?

Its the inside that matters

RIP Harrison Ford

3 Adorable Animals to Impale!

Looks pretty perfect, doesn't it?

Snowed-in..

No chill.

that's my GF

My friend was an infantry marine, now he is a nurse.

Kim Jong Un would not approve of this portrait

Golden Girls in regards to lesbians

No one ***s with anon

College

"I can just create more Daquan, mom"

A tough choice

When your brother doesnt close the door while fapping

This looks a fun game...

Dating tip in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant

We keep a fully stocked first aid kit at work

When i tell you to shove your joke up your arse i'm being figurative

At least Eeyore has that going for him...

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Well.. the rent is low ..

When bae talkin shit!

death by balls. cold balls.

ask her to do 360 flip and walk away again.

Screw Society's Standards

Anne Hathaway is just like us

"Wife Discovers Browser History," unknown artist, c. 1586

It wasn't an accident.

Typical Nig Nog life.

Invincible

fapping an asian D, be like

If you can't stab someone nicely, don't stab them at all

Over and over again

Harvard Rejection Letter

Was it worth it?

coming back from family vacation

This is how Internet works

How do you time in England

Who has ever needed one of these after a meeting?

Society does not have to conform to your rules, Staples

Vow to the all mighty BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO!!1

When you go to bath and body works with a girl.

Cookie ?

Women at Comic-Con

One girl, no cup

The feeling when scientists publish the average penis size around the world

Great deal

If you like your steak well-done, you don't really like steak, do you?

Winter troubles

I've been looking for this

Drake the type of nigga to pay Misty back for her bike

Sometimes the world's needs a reminder

Clue, the best movie ever.

This pretty much sums up Instagram for me.

Even North Korea has them...

A guide to country names

Truly a man of many talents

I get to drive alone

Yep

British Immigration

anon orders coffee at starbucks

Planning the new gang sign

Kim Jong Un's Sharks

Marijuana is terrible