4,867 
At least Eeyore has that going for him...
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Well.. the rent is low ..
When bae talkin shit!
death by balls. cold balls.
ask her to do 360 flip and walk away again.
Screw Society's Standards
Anne Hathaway is just like us
"Wife Discovers Browser History," unknown artist, c. 1586
It wasn't an accident.
Invincible
fapping an asian D, be like
If you can't stab someone nicely, don't stab them at all
Over and over again
Harvard Rejection Letter
Was it worth it?
coming back from family vacation
This is how Internet works
How do you time in England
Who has ever needed one of these after a meeting?
Society does not have to conform to your rules, Staples
Vow to the all mighty BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO!!1
When you go to bath and body works with a girl.
Cookie ?
Women at Comic-Con
One girl, no cup
The feeling when scientists publish the average penis size around the world
Great deal
If you like your steak well-done, you don't really like steak, do you?
Winter troubles
I've been looking for this
Drake the type of nigga to pay Misty back for her bike
Sometimes the world's needs a reminder
Clue, the best movie ever.
This pretty much sums up Instagram for me.
Even North Korea has them...
A guide to country names
Truly a man of many talents
I get to drive alone
Yep
British Immigration
anon orders coffee at starbucks
Planning the new gang sign
Kim Jong Un's Sharks
Marijuana is terrible
It's just about the worst thing in the world
The hot teacher drops something in class
Mein Gesichtsausdruck wenn...
Every time I'm installing something
That shit's cold
well thanks
Monica Lewinsky
First thought: How is this legal. Second thought: Is this real life?
Wow, good one Popsicle
Now look at what the Department of Homeland Security has to do!
Why balloon swords should never be pink
Hey man, good g... alright, okay...
...and Tuesday morning was made!
When you try to concentrate on driving but your friends all want you to pay attention to them
would've been too easy
Don't you dare cross the street!
This is fairly accurate.
Exponential
Found At A Local College, the Real Cost of School
Me going into finals every time...
Leave me alone jesus
bae watchin the game
King Me
Is it a coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO!
Racial Slurs
Hoes be like, "I'm a virgin!"
This happening now. Missoula, Montana police baffled.
Does your beaver rest all day?
Sounds like something somebody with a dinosaur would say.
Fifty Shades of Pay
Relationship status: complicated.
The Sims is getting more and more realistic
Who are you really?
otakukids am i rite
Zack Galifanakis lives on a farm
Catchy name
There goes my plans for today
Damn Decepticons
I didn't wanna know anyways
toy story 3 director's cut
When you're wasted and trying to choose a place to eat.
To the fap cave!
Apples are efficient for mornings
Guess that would be for a beat down
Blastoise on her face
Willing to lay pipe. Night or day!
Everybody's favorite choose your own adventure classic
Oh, and also... you're the dinner, son.
Er'time
You could literally walk on the sun, and you would not be half as burnt as this *** is right now.
Meth.... Not bad
Thanks Andy!
medium heat
Your Man's Balls
"I dont wanna die!"