Every time I'm installing something

That shit's cold

well thanks

Monica Lewinsky

First thought: How is this legal. Second thought: Is this real life?

Wow, good one Popsicle

Now look at what the Department of Homeland Security has to do!

Why balloon swords should never be pink

Hey man, good g... alright, okay...

...and Tuesday morning was made!

When you try to concentrate on driving but your friends all want you to pay attention to them

would've been too easy

Don't you dare cross the street!

This is fairly accurate.

Exponential

Found At A Local College, the Real Cost of School

Me going into finals every time...

Leave me alone jesus

bae watchin the game

King Me

Is it a coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO!

Racial Slurs

Hoes be like, "I'm a virgin!"

This happening now. Missoula, Montana police baffled.

Does your beaver rest all day?

Sounds like something somebody with a dinosaur would say.

Fifty Shades of Pay

Relationship status: complicated.

The Sims is getting more and more realistic

Who are you really?

otakukids am i rite

Zack Galifanakis lives on a farm

Catchy name

There goes my plans for today

Damn Decepticons

I didn't wanna know anyways

toy story 3 director's cut

When you're wasted and trying to choose a place to eat.

To the fap cave!

Apples are efficient for mornings

Guess that would be for a beat down

Blastoise on her face

Willing to lay pipe. Night or day!

Everybody's favorite choose your own adventure classic

Oh, and also... you're the dinner, son.

Er'time

You could literally walk on the sun, and you would not be half as burnt as this *** is right now.

Meth.... Not bad

Thanks Andy!

medium heat

Your Man's Balls

"I dont wanna die!"

Kanye's Reflection

Book Gandalf was a sarcastic smartass

Titanic Conspiracy

I'll buy you a car, but you won't forget it.

Correlation is not... oh wait, yes. Yes it is.

Kim Jong Hutt

Her last boyfriend was going bananas

4chan, helps people since 2003

Fitness is for winners.

"Give me The Order 1886... oh yeah... wait, WTF?"

You are gonna regret that decision Mr. President

Damn I'm good

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD!

Deadpool and Spiderman

You know, I'm here for the girls

So this happend

Lead me on the way to patriarchy

Pump Not Found...

Colorado: It's the thought that counts.

So poor they couldn't even afford a car with 4 seats

Alternate Selves

When someone asks me if they can use my PC

he also finds where's waldo while he was in the nursery

To those freaking out about SNL's ISIS sketch

Canadian Anonymous be like

How to pick up American women

meaningful donation

If you were a vegetable...

But only one of them makes money

Man up..

It's a trap!

Sushi?

...classic Ron

Why potatoes are the best veggie

when bros got your back

MAXIMUM Turbo!! Head Spin!

Thank You Mr. Naylor for joining us...........

supressing my trigger

Talking to the devil

The truth about cheese

He forgot step one

Us vs Them.

Spam

Old-school trolling from 1930

"Elmo" at the club

What are you trying to say?

OP

The $1 bill resembles a bunch of dudes circle jerking