111,721 
Wow, good one Popsicle
Now look at what the Department of Homeland Security has to do!
Why balloon swords should never be pink
Hey man, good g... alright, okay...
...and Tuesday morning was made!
When you try to concentrate on driving but your friends all want you to pay attention to them
would've been too easy
Don't you dare cross the street!
This is fairly accurate.
Exponential
Found At A Local College, the Real Cost of School
Me going into finals every time...
Leave me alone jesus
bae watchin the game
King Me
Is it a coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO!
Racial Slurs
Hoes be like, "I'm a virgin!"
This happening now. Missoula, Montana police baffled.
Does your beaver rest all day?
Sounds like something somebody with a dinosaur would say.
Fifty Shades of Pay
Relationship status: complicated.
The Sims is getting more and more realistic
Who are you really?
otakukids am i rite
Zack Galifanakis lives on a farm
Catchy name
There goes my plans for today
Damn Decepticons
I didn't wanna know anyways
toy story 3 director's cut
When you're wasted and trying to choose a place to eat.
To the fap cave!
Apples are efficient for mornings
Guess that would be for a beat down
Blastoise on her face
Willing to lay pipe. Night or day!
Everybody's favorite choose your own adventure classic
Oh, and also... you're the dinner, son.
Er'time
You could literally walk on the sun, and you would not be half as burnt as this *** is right now.
Meth.... Not bad
Thanks Andy!
medium heat
Your Man's Balls
"I dont wanna die!"
Kanye's Reflection
Book Gandalf was a sarcastic smartass
Titanic Conspiracy
I'll buy you a car, but you won't forget it.
Correlation is not... oh wait, yes. Yes it is.
Kim Jong Hutt
Her last boyfriend was going bananas
4chan, helps people since 2003
Fitness is for winners.
"Give me The Order 1886... oh yeah... wait, WTF?"
You are gonna regret that decision Mr. President
Damn I'm good
BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD!
Deadpool and Spiderman
You know, I'm here for the girls
So this happend
Lead me on the way to patriarchy
Pump Not Found...
Colorado: It's the thought that counts.
So poor they couldn't even afford a car with 4 seats
Alternate Selves
When someone asks me if they can use my PC
he also finds where's waldo while he was in the nursery
To those freaking out about SNL's ISIS sketch
Canadian Anonymous be like
How to pick up American women
meaningful donation
If you were a vegetable...
But only one of them makes money
Man up..
It's a trap!
Sushi?
...classic Ron
Why potatoes are the best veggie
when bros got your back
MAXIMUM Turbo!! Head Spin!
Thank You Mr. Naylor for joining us...........
supressing my trigger
Talking to the devil
The truth about cheese
He forgot step one
Us vs Them.
Spam
Old-school trolling from 1930
"Elmo" at the club
What are you trying to say?
OP
The $1 bill resembles a bunch of dudes circle jerking
Trigger material
Asked a girl out. She said yes and asked what we were gonna do.
Oh Google, you so silly
MRW I hear an anti-vaxxer talking about "natural" cures for measles and polio
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