The new salarian councelor

"Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"... "Bort"? Aw, come on. "Bort"?

In retrospect, trying to learn Irish dancing in the shower wasn't the smartest idea

I'm buying this theory...

Ninety Nine

Where did ya come from? Where did ya go?

Trojan Horse

The best tampon ad I've ever seen

Happy Friday the 13th!

Original and descriptive title

A matter of taste?

Looking to get your willy wonked?

First attempt, go easy.

When your friend invites you to go out with his girlfriend

The Award Winning Cast of Lord of the Rings

A little bio lab humor

(Pot) breaking news!

Yum

imagine it would be a nike logo

Addiction

When you gonna buy me pizza brah?

But will it have multiplayer!?

A classic Nic Cage film, really.

Good Guy Sauron

For all you travelers, here's the perfect thing for you.

American problem solving

Put your hands up

Tactical Reload

Don't Judge

This dog sucks.

Coming home drunk like... - GIF on Imgur

She looked Hispanic.

Homemade Guitar

Close enough

Leader of the Knotzies

Definitely your first time.

Incredible craftsmanship

Anime breaking the fourth wall, again

*book touching intensifies*

I know its a little late for Valentines day but this is gold

The MSOffice paperclip got into a wreck

When your crush says he is vegetarian

Perks of being a Meerkat

He talks sense

She's got no idea

Hats!

Words To Live By..

Deleting Facebook had me at a crossroad

"We're out of Coke, is bepis okay?"

IT support

Alfrid pls

Awkward moment

Poor guy died from a life-revelation overdose.

Truth

Comedy genius

Why I do not watch TV

They came to find out later that that shovel graduated from Harvard

Smack Talk

When you need to leave a negative review but yelp is out of service

Deadlines

In response to the "Real Men Like Cats" campaign.

Probably the same guy that made sharknado

How to survive deadly animal attacks!!!

We have a different student at math class

Hooray For Spring!

wrecked!

that's a nice business model

Hell of a shot

When your acid trip wears off and you're in ISIS. *Update*

remember kids chocolate kills eat razors

A truly British sense of humour...

Siblings know each other best

'Tis but a scratch!

It's not an accent.

Friday can't come any sooner

Little red riding hood has no manners...

Oh Skyrim...

If a marathon were easy

Tough Drill Sergeant

Dogs

Two types of women

When you're in Rome and you release your mixtape

If Dad and Son can columbine their chances, they may get a new high-score!

Pole dancing at the street

College students be like...

Old School Point-And-Click Games Be Like

How to know if you're doing it wrong.

Re-think your life

Ron ***ing Swanson

Masterrace problems

Well played

ASUS, taking shots at apple

This guy got more game than all of us together

Heh.

somthing a bout a shoo lace but that face is priceless

Being an introvert at a party

This guy has the right idea.

They see him crawlin', they hatin;

Homophobe got burned!

Whatever happened to this?