This is why we don't let them out of the kitchen to much.

TL;DR telemarketers are people too

So you never have to be temporarily classless again!

To be fair, she can be a bit of a ***...

Old toys are terrifying

You can put it in a microwave. Just don't turn it on..

Grandpa you're full of shit

Christians: 1, Atheist: 0

Back when this prank was still effective...

Haha...what!

It was only a matter of time for somebody to do it

Tough... love?

The price of warm food

Frog not giving a shit

thoughts that keep me up at night

The best captcha i've seen

This man's tombstone is a giant middle finger.

The German language at its best

When fans heard about TOOL's progress on the new album

Watching Pawn Stars be like...

Why do the babies get all the love?

Why Franklin?

Travel the world and the seven seas...

When you see it...

The future is here!!

That's all

"Everyone's a hero, in their own way.."

I'm sorry, this is really dumb.

c.h.e.c.k. o.u.t. m.y. s.o.u.n.d.c.l.o.u.d.

It ain't gonna suck itself

Shut up, comrade Donkey.

"Where's the goddamn "10 hours pikachu song" tab so I can close it!"

King Kong looks great in blue

Waaaiit a second...

Do you think this is a mother***ing game?

What happens in Russia, stays in Russia.

Was this really the world's first penis transplant?

Did you mean: Malaysia Airlines

This church needs a new graphic designer.

Humans are dicks...

MFW Alone at home pooping when suddenly I realize there is no toilet paper

Nailed it!

Darn now everyone knows.

Writing a letter to your future self.

4chan is a hacker and a helper

Once you see it, it cannot be unseen

Nice Headline

normal day in russian subway

When it's cold outside

Pet rock!

That moment when you find out that a game has falling damage

Doesn't matter, had Snu Snu

BREAKING NEWS!

completely conspicuous

Spiderman costume optional

Talking to your crush like

Windy day in Iceland today..

Jesus always delivers

Le 9***-mobile

it's probably because the seats are white

When ***s try to look edgy on Hiddenlol

Guy passes out at hockey game.

Can't wait to dress as a child rapist for the Quran

"I am sorry to inform you that your mother died in a car accident!" "Hahahah"

Yes this is a male horse, and yes that's a very confused calf

Just the usual stuff

Do drugs kids!

Back in my hometown

Extra wet

No one told me about Nathanial in History class...

Guess who's back, back again

Toyota Tacoma water pump gasket

He's like the white Kanye

His ancestors do not smile at him

When you gotta take out the trash and you put on the first thing you see

It was worth a try...

Queen Victoria has a new dress

Coming out to mom

He died the way he lived. With animals in his heart.

everyone had this moment.

If he heard what has become of music

Kid on leash, dog in stroller; what is this world coming to‽

Everything's a dildo, as long as you're brave enough

Jurassic Park theme plays

Everything according to plan

It's amazing how sunglasses can change a person.

We Finns just like it simple

Under-eye circles be gone

when you accidentally mention the word assignments at the end of the class

I'm just a sexy tree

Chicken has no meaning anymore

When you see it, you cannot unsee it.

It says "god give me a sign"

Gotta love Snake

but on a serious note, that is some kind of a dilemma

The stuff of nightmares

Most INTENSE Hangman Match

Cat stuff

you shan't dethrone Talos!

when you realize you're Drake