Urban dictionary's top definition of ***

The Pentagon

They should have known

90% of the workforce

French Disney knows the art of trolling

The spirit of immigration

Air Bethlehems

Tryna turn up

Lol I'm Soup

Rowing bike

OPs Unite!

Easy way to check online if your credit card info has been stolen

When you've honestly stopped giving a ***

It's called disappointing your mother

I'd always assumed he has more money than that.

Dwight

After reading this, everything stands out ALOT more.

Greece is not amused

Amerika

The world is full of sickos..

Where did we go wrong?

Why is it only dirty when I do it?

Now that it's out

Found this on the bus this morning

Slytherin.

Carbon Bondage

To bad they don't see me coming at this speed...

How to correctly categorize the butt.

Amazons unintentional pun

This man is...

Raising a spider ain't easy either, though

My plants developed Stockholm syndrome, anyway...

Internet has ruined me

When your duck get hard

When you ain't got time for games

Dummy

What could go wrong?

The Devil always gives great advice.

Mi papa tiene 47 anos!

God's Siri

Wow, wiping the windshield is so difficult!

You Guys Smell Something?

Weapons

That burned a week worth of calories

The Hollow Man

Average day in Dayz

Photobomb Level : Jake Gyllenhaal

The polite thing to do

All pilots after the German Wings accident...

I'm going to hell because of this

suck on it

Coffee with Jesus

Be my ***

Guard Dog.

First blowjob

Great Obituary - Smoked, drank, lied to the end

Darn...

What is going on?

Soap for hipsters

Show and tell is different in Russia

can someone call the captain?

I will be Patrick my whole life.

God is listening you!

Short lived luxury

Superhero Babies.

Motorcycle expectations vs reality

No homo, but it's looks adorable

Also how men feel when it's getting hot outside

Wrong Direction

White girls be like...

Death by Snu Snu

The Simpsons supporting South-Park for standing up to censorship.

How men feel when it's getting hot outside.

Don't go chasing butterflies

Thanks for the reminder, Home Depot

Butt pug

Little guy lost in the mall

In case of emergency.

His level ain't high enough

splendiferous dance

How DARE you

Classic Andy

Living in the Moment

You is...

daddys gettin real tired of your shit

Jim Jefferies lays it down how it is.

Damn you!

getting high right before class

no shirt, no shoes, no service

Patrick Stewart on TopGear

It's different, cause.. uh..

This shirt will help me pick up all the chicks

Poor Milhouse.

Is this bus being threatening or supportive?

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the beach...

What muslims think, when they hear the co-pilot did crash the plane on purpose.

Perks of being related to an Avenger

Me as a Grandpa

Freddy vs Jason

Drunk. Got the dominos guy to buy me McDonalds in the special instructions section