Just mother***ing chilling on her mother***ing bed

I'd rather call it a long hamster

Me Flirting

Audio Mistake

First day of school is a total wank

2/10 no pepe

Jose Flanders.

And smoke that mistletoe everyday

Baby sure does.

Turnin' the funeral into a cremation

How that move was invented

Match Found

Kick-Ass's new arch nemesis... The Burgundy

Be careful with that trimmer, underwater lady!

When you Start Noticing Plot Holes in Porn

Just found this gem on Tinder

Steam Reviews Always On Point

Sorry

kame hame Fap!

Nashville's explanation of neighborhood.

The reason we have allergies

Just noticed this disclaimer in Cards Against Humanity.

Just married!

Bob Ross loves happy little bushes.

how about a race

programmer's sense of humor

Magic Johnson's son

This is the type of guy you read about in math problems...

mind***ed

A Fallen Comrade

There is definitely room for two there. This is Titanic all over again.

doing some cardio tonight

Fast and Furious. 125 KB/s Fast.

Things Drake Do

Somewhere out there, a graphic designer Dad is laughing

France is bacon

no one is born racist. someone had to teach that at a young age.

*** you Joe

Television compared to reality

That better be a steering wheel.

stupid otaku

whoops got a virus again, just tightening up the cpu should fix it

Eight days a week

When the teacher says find a partner

Senior quote

Master Splinter spotted

What if Zelda was a woman?

Now we can all feel old

Simple yet hilarious - The Onion never disappoints

Then why are you giving it to me?!

Life on the interwebz these days

***es be like

Facts

This van is better.

dead funny

Oh Canada!

Fourtune cookie finest

History explained

Damnit America

Even apples

Detention slip

shhh, no more tears only dreams now

Hair brushing must be hard

Cluck cluck!

As the time of the year approaches

How to deal with your roommate's annoying sex capades.

What a time to be alive...

Just a ticket? McNeese State University's police play no games.

Scottish Batman!

Shibes talking about movies.

High on that Vitamin D

Its the little things

Romance for one.

Lord give me strength

Every now and again we get hate mail that leaves the other person speechless.

How can you tell the female spiders apart

the average man can do 2 masterpieces before he needs sleep

Slow but steady

When you're tired, but can't miss the conference call

tumblrettes when registering an account

Nothing is illegal in space

Life hax

Sister welcomes newborn sibling to the family.

The creation of Pikachu

When the seller tells me that those shades cost 250 bucks

He held it together as long as he could

Survive a Police Encounter

Nice hobby you got there

You step out that door...

ARE YA READY KIDS?!

1 upvote-1 respect, 5 respect-1 free creampie

That escalated potato

MRW title says: "I'm going to hell for laughing at this"

The teacher asked for a 16 line poem, this is what some kid turned in...

Welcome to Hell

OP finds his sign.

Fanaticism in a nutshell

Dog isn't taking chances

Cuz *** you thats why!

Gay people aren't ***ing ***s!