#ObamaBeLike...

We are part of one race. The American race.

Got a light?

The wrong medicine

Of course you relate

you know that feel

Part man, part sleeping bag, all sex machine.

THEY CRACKED THE CASE SMH

Try it out

Might as well end it now

A reminder in light of the recent drama - stay steady and don't preorder. This scourge will stop.

Never forget

the swarm is coming

Honey, did you fall asleep again?

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

A local computer repair shop thinks they're funny.. They're right.

And they lived happily ever after

The unexpected joke is the deadliest

Appropriate for these days

If all advertising was this truthful...

Bubba

More usefull than green lantern

Time for a new girl.

Officer, you see...

Girls be wildin out on Instagram

Hugelol lately

America the Beautiful

Working in IT can be hard

Your ideal partner.

Missing

Police Department Newspaper ad on 4/20

Good Guy EA.

Sometimes, dreams do come true!

Scorpion and Sub-Zero

These Cupcakes Just Smell Awful

Doomsday incoming

So that's how he did it

Nice view

snail, pls.

Ouch....

Issues

Pussy Chowder

It's a flawless system

all of my tutor's before the finals

True bed time horrors

So graceful

Pika Pika

So much effort wasted

Flashback intensives

Bert suddenly felt in danger

4/20

Ernie's roleplay game is strong now

Good guy Avast

Beauty and Maurice

The original Gangster

Zero Tolerance

I'm just saying you can do better

Comparing Battlefront 2 to Battlefront EA, or why you shouldn't buy Battlefront EA

Girls and purses..

Watching porn

When people ask me why I look so serious in all my photos

Hope your ass be "Blazing" In Hell

jesus and his "miracles"

Time to slide into them DMs

What a Nice Guyâ„¢

when u sick

At least he is good at dat math.

Always reduce.

Wow. Facebook gold

I think he just realized he did...

When yo homie come in with some fresh gear

The day after 4/20

50 shades of Harold

but mooooommmm...

Apple Watch #StabGate

So what? I do that. Gotta savor the flavor.

So much pain...

Grover is someone's senile grandfather I swear...

get your facts straight mate

Safety first, bruh

She posted these one week apart.

You sure ?

Discuss Gta VI

Still better than candy crush

Probably should reconsider who they follow

The food and service were excellent, HOWEVER...

Supplier

Bringing Down the House

Chill D.W.

Well, that's fortunate

Saw a woman in Seattle wearing this shirt today, had to find it online.

"I'm the biggest hypocrite of 2015"

Well then...

They don't seem to mind having a whole human hand up their butts.

Spam better watch out

Fatherly Responsibilities

Thunder thunder thunder biiiiird

Lesbians

Facts About White People

Already got his school supplies.