When you try cooking on your own after moving out.

Nick Miller Wisdom.

RIP

Well, that's one way to solve a rodent problem.

it's fire

Nice to meet you.

What the *** happened

Mom?

Spawn a tank for her bro

Let's build a model helicopter

"The only thing guys think about is sex"...

When you got shit to do and bae won't get up

Desperate students in China. Watch out, America. UltiTutor China = Beast.

Engineering Nobel prize nominee

MORGAN FREEMAN

At least he accepts his fate

Look i'm france

me irl

The hood never fades

Anon meets girl from Tinder

When you gotta have dessert first

Biggie didn't die for this

Okay...

spreading the word in the yearbook

Dudes swear they on Bob Ross' level

When you´re at your homies house and him and his parents start fighting

Soccer

Shit don't add up

Good plan anon

Roof Roof Roof!!!

... The right person

Going through rainbow road

Was just browsing tinder and came across this hottie...

Mum, can i go shopping?

''If 4 men starts piss in the urinal at the same time. This opens the passage to a secret boss.''

Dr. Cox always spoke the truth

When you high af in music class

Nice Save

Something tells me this sign wasn't originally designed for the children's clothing section.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin.

Why can't ayy, lmao?

Forklift Fun

Oh Snoop Doggy Dogg...

Astronaut problems...

me_irl

i bet she cant

Disney characters throw some pretty amazing shade

How to pick a lock

Bolshevik teens

You like krabby patties, don't you Tronquisha?

Well, *now* I'm depressed

death is not a complete sentence

Just a dog.

Stereotypical Women

The struggle of gaming in the Philippines.

No Ingles

This ***ing site design

me irl

It becomes a 10 foot radius with magic tricks

Suicide

Motel has a gym

Clever Girl

Maybe we should play inside today

Imma just be quiet.

It's called "One Night" for a reason.

Kids these days...

When I hear another black kid got killed by a cop.

Tourist Death Trap

That'll hypnotize a nigga into another dimension

When you're beating your meat and you hear someone outside your door

World-shattering realization.

No love for these hoes

When a user I hate posts something funny

didn't tree that coming

Think about the good times

Booty had me like.......

Aussie girls.

He really just wanted to be cheering on from the sidelines the entire time

Free BBQ sauce

Serious games.

***es this days

Guy on tumblr gets called out by walking dead fan

Just put it back on the shelf you know we can't afford that

This bird is the hero that everyone needs

[Preorder now to get early access to the post title!]

me at the finals

Cat or Puma?

Cooties

Perspectives

Lookin for that next fresh cut.

Hearthstone has some of the best flavor text.

Fairly odd place to find Cosmo and Wanda.

Savage

Mom's advice.

Me when I forget my homework.

We have avenged you

***es be usin them angles

Oh The Irony

This advice is on point.

playing battlefield when high af