Hello Kitty is the only account Deadpool follows on Twitter. Your argument is invalid.

but no, not this one

A shit ton of problems...

What a talent

*** get off my lawn

Gotta go old school sometimes

Girls didn't have curves back in the days...

Life rule: Your dad will always walk in in the most awkward moment

Faces of Meth.

When I download more than 80GB of movies all night long

accurate description of russia

nofro bro

Good guy JC Penny's

it wants to do something else for a change...

Growing up can be tough.

Damn ouija board you gotta chill

Batman is on a rampage.

Honey, would you like some cookies to go with that cyanide?

me irl

Definitely Not The Brightest

old news...

Creed is such an underrated character

When your headphones break

God ben, it's 2015

Accidentally unplugged my headphones while listening to my mixtape in the bus

BOOK FACT:

Noticed something familiar in The Witcher 3

The height of highness!!

Straight People be like

Dealbreaker

Probably not the best jacket to wrap around your waist

Public school at the end of the year be like

Dude.

Dikembe

White People Twitter vs Black People Twitter

How do you do, fellow Avengers?

The New Yorker gets it right on the money

Frank, hey Frank...who's at the door?!

Plot twist.

Noticed a nod to Monty Python in the new Witcher.

I'll just throw with mixtapes on the next riot

Girl chastises guy for perving, when suddenly...

Reaction GIF needed?

as deep as the bottom of the ocean

Drake learned photoshop

Pineapple

Guy doesn't even stop filming

Pfft. Get a job..

He fought the law!

Did you eat anything today, sugah?

Anon say the N word

So true

EAstarwars.com has a pretty hilarious domain squat going on right now.

swiggity swooty

( .~ U .~ )

When things start gettin real rough

She randomly sent me this picture

Laundry care tag

We can all agree on this exception, right?

Selling rats on Facebook

For all those having a bad day.

Calm Your Tits (. )( .)

cheeky nandos m8?

Famous ***es doing nose candy all around me

Anon, i have something to tell you

Me irl

can't breathe

>_>

This camera i like it...ANOTHER!!

Mfw GreyFace just doesn't stop

Fashionable guys

me_irl

A Witcher's Life In A Nutshell..

Can't even argue the man.

Existential black people twitter

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A Rampage Archer Would Enjoy

IDC what you say, I'm proud of this

Shame on you, Coles.

Its too early to crack this code

The True King

Golden Silence

rip grammar

Lady killer

White People

BSing an essay the night before it’s due.

white people all about that hair cut

Piratebay's new logo just a few hours after their .se domain was seized

Seen this on IG.

The moment you realize

Major Drug Bust

Target playin games

So true.

i_kappa lately, still gets upvotes

Today our local school district's website got hacked.

Obama ensures us the Witcher 3 is all good

Bullseye right?

imagine that nigga

Found this at work

dayum