Two penguins, one hole

Pretty much.

Instant Disarmament

Yep, you never know what's inside lest you read the labels

NOPE

And suddenly, it all makes sense.

Where. Is. The. Lie.

Pew Pew

Some good bros

They wanted $15/hr

Got something to say ... Huh...

Happy as a clam

Prevent workplace injury

really tho

Watch out, I'm a deadly Sin!

Been down there a while

Mickey Mouses older heroin addicted cousin is getting some tonight

Looks don't matter

"A world exists outside of tumblr.com"

he aint dindu nuffin after all

Getting handjob being deceased. This guy is living the life!

Gotta have someone to share the pain with.

Classic yo mama

MegaDad strikes again

Why "The Breakfast Club" wouldn't work at school today.

Don't be a Pussy

Found this as a review on TERA

How Harry got his scar

Man...

It's all fun and games til the black guy dies

German engineering at its finest

True dat

dead

Lets give it a try boys?

Despicable Ignorance

She wasn't drunk, she was tripping balls

Smile

Is this how I'm supposed to do it?

Come on Patel! Up your game.

Never roll your eyes on Momma

Pizza delivery via slave. The good times

The stupidest thing

When Its Summer but you still wanna be a Gentleman

Burning my notes at the end of semester

The poor little bug

The internet: Where there is no win.

BARDS

Water your owl until it blooms

Lads

w-would you l-like some rare pepes?

Damn B

Suck a nigga dick for a iPhone 6

The most canadian of the canadians

When I'm supposed to be clean bulking

Every night

Training exercises for some amazing pullout game

10/10 will watch

Side nigga getting salty

When you come back from the hairdresser and it's nothing like you wanted

Heart matters.

fighting online in a nutshell

Every single day!

Mom's be like...

Australian problems

Cops never follow the rules

Hot Dogs are Confusing

"Hey, answer the question!"

America just sweated out all of California's water

Tyrone runs into an old teacher

Man comes across dead hawk on sidewalk

i think this wouldbe an appropriate title

Banks Hate Him!

Tender: Where people meat

dry and not satisfying

Being clean and straight.

Good thing we're all wearing our anti-melee fan boys undergarments

Whoop ur kids white people.

foolproofplan.png

Arguing with facts?

The Learning Curve.

Professional Medical Advice

A Tale of Two Milkmaids

Everything is going great

5 Million Dollars

Rockstar, what the ***?

Tortoisles.

Ready to go hunting after school

Guy doesn't realize a guy was hitting on him at the gym

Man I wish I could get abs in a week like him...

the man is a pcgamesexual

Not all Heroes wear capes

Best slogan for a caterer that I've ever seen

But wait, there's more!

oh shit 🔥

dude just wants some Mcdanks

So close

You speak the truth, Sofía Vergara

he could be a perfect indiana jones

The Onion is so perfect sometimes.

Never let this Gif die