Elmo testifies before Congress

The right way

Smile for the camera, honey!

When a girl finally tells you what's wrong

He literally partied that hard

"Tumblr's great dilemma", expanded upon (original by Deconstructress)

How to be a responsible citizen

When you dishonor your family and have to commit Sudoku.

From allergy season to killa season real quick.

Who would want a shiny Luvdisk?!

Subtle necessary hints

This happened on an Irish Band's Facebook page.

Aperture bottle

The ultimate way

Pakalu delivers

Oh, Draco

When Netflix asks if I'm still watching...

When you're downloading music

Tumbler's great dilemma

Somebody give this woman an Oscar

Diagnosis murder

The irony of breaking your own rules

Would you rather be rich and unmarried or poor and married?

10 Years ago pro gaming was a joke.

Bert regales Ernie with tales of his youth.

i don't think that's how you give a blowjob ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)

GIVE THIS MAN ASPIRIN FOR FCK SAKE

catch me a ball

Deep in concentration... Camp

I need an ultrarare pepe

me irl

Happens Every Time...

BITE HIM.

Packing 2 pounds on the streets

Girls on FB: "Look my new dress!"

Jack Gleeson isn't only good at acting

Royal Kush

merely pretending

One or the other

No Hipsters!

You can never be too sure

Statues make me hard

Pull the trigger... Make my day.

"Drive slow homie"

Shrimp Gumbo

teamkillers

OC: Jurassic World... Nailed it!

Serial Killers

When you give birth to a 52-year old bald man

Grandma a G

When bae asks for proof that you were actually playing football and you weren't out with the boys

What it's like being high in public

Scooter was an atheist.

Not sure how to respond to that but laugh

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken

Oldie

At least their admitting it now.

Well, shits going down when modern family is actually funny

He's mad

Herry had always told the producers he never wanted to do a segment with one of THEM...

Heartbreaking

No, please tell me how you really feel.

Dude, Your Mom Was... Interesting.

Kanye and Kim

New Fallout 4 Screenshot?

The story game is strong in this one

Now if only he dressed like this in brooklyn 99

Happy Birthday!

Indeed it will, Patty.

Consoles only die to be resurrected only stronger.

Failed insurance scam attempt

dayuuuuuuuuuuuuum gurl u fine

We always want what wasn't meant for us

Ernie then slayed him.

Mom still hasn't noticed...

Pussy on point!

Getting real sick of your shit Siri

Headline.

Safe to say graduation really ended with a "flash"

Winter is Coming

Game of Thrones new episode is interesting

American Airlines posted this on their facebook page

Oh Mac users...

KIA

An old post you guys might like

Oh no! Don't poison our world with that...steam...

Xcom 2 was announced a few days ago... Just putting it out there

Barbara made it clear to Frank what she would do to him if he was ever caught cheating

Mama

How Bethesda Feels now

Jon Stewart responds in the only logical way

Motivation

You cannot rest here

Thanks grandma

Being 10 was tough

Love

How dare you try and motivate me.

Local strip club sign

You wear It on the left hand tho

Yes, I would like 69 burn heals please