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by the power of the lord, i calm your titties

The way you say them is what matters

the flight

@justadultthings

*Pants become soak*

The heat of this irony is too much

Or one season at least

A fine beauty, indeed.

What will happen if you names your dog Satan

why mario, how could you do this?!

if it slides it works

Racism will never end.

le meme master

When you eat something right before the acid hits

Drinking with gf at Friday night

About time now i can stop using yahoo

I'm going to see this opening day

Its been a looong day, with out food my friend

Willy Wonka never had a chocolate factory, he was just a delusional schizophrenic

Shut. Down.

Grammar 卐

Opening the Twitter app

Life Advice

So, I found my Gameboy Color recently

Mexican Champagne

Well sh*t, if you all want it so bad...

That's a.....New one.....

Under pressure

supreme court pls

That sweet tight ass

Bro, do you want to be seen or not?

F*cking dammit Sonic

What the hell?

Sweetdreams

The collective SJW anal clench at this post has surpassed the density of a neutron star.

Greatest Finnish word ever.

The pollocaust is brought to you by...

blizzards way of making me cry

a thing before the thing recently

Totally rad

CNN's "ISIS Flag Spotted at Gay Pride Parade" consists of Butt-Plugs, Dildos, and ***-Rings

What do we need?

When the multiplayer map area needs to be limited

when you are high af and think you can fly

Yep.....could have used this a few times in our lives...

Benjamin Franklin would be proud.

our generation brings doom

Mom: "If you mess the floor, I'll beat the shit out of you"

Nothing would stop Ernie from celebrating his new rights

We had to find a new actor

Problems of being tall...

mother***ers dont know a giraffe when they see one

Khajiit has wares if you have the coin

me irl

what BBQs are like when you're 30, single and male

I tried once and came back in time

Can we now focus on what really needs to be made legal in the USA?

Trying to act cool in front of your crush like

That moment when she's not a catfish

I love avocado so much that I sh*t guacamole

you should keep an eye on everything

Hugelol in the good old days

This is getting out of hand

Wait one more

FUUUCKK!!

when one of your family members is going to be rich

time to strike back the bots with precious (shitty) oc

I posted every pokemon post on the entire internet

In Gondor

Its a trap, said the general fish in my head

MFW people start to post and vote more

Did you know?: Gimli is the last living dwemer in Tamriel

the game is over

When you tryin' to impress a girl but bros got your back

Hideki wants to be hardcore, but his mother won't let him

Smooth as a baby's bottom

America right now

ZachWeiner's uploaded images

the time of the month when the paycheck comes

still don't understand why i got kicked out from that tournament

Steven is a savage

after a week off the internet

Oh he's knows

Point

Make a Jesus joke and everyone laughs... make a Mohammed and everyone loses their heads.

What a real Manscape tool looks like.

When you realise, you're driving a German car

A normal down to earth girl

The ultimate prank.

The most offensive thing on the Internet right now

What has 20 legs but doesn't walk? ...10 Vegetables

hadouken

King me...

Mfw i come back and witness a war against the bots

I miss this show.

Found dog

When Jesus is your MVP

the length of the gif is enough for you to want to know what'll happen next

Oedipus and the Sphinx!