You know it's bad when your mechanic calls in two priests

The might of intelligence pt.3 (links in the comments)

The right way to bite

Online diagnosis

MRW I hold the Door open for a chick

You are not a planet

me☭irl

WTF

Come visit Chicago

I´m not falling for this again *Throws lightsaber*

A bit of info for Bert_is_god

Alpha as ***

Jan giggles through her keyboard

When the enemy showboats after clutching

The might of intelligence pt.2 (links in the comments)

Playing at work.

Cold-hearted situation where a train is coming

Scrolling through HL lately

6 Hours

Bill Cosby's Special Coffee

The Chernobyl toy recycling program didn't work out quite as expected.

I hope the mods won't ban me for this rule 34

Amazon Prime Day

A suspicious neighborhood.

Noticed this while watching Anchorman 2

Amazon's Prime day "deals"

Pooh Bear is an ***

Amazon Prime Day in a nutshell.

First kiss stories

9G-AGer found a way to find each other in the crowd.

Here's this guy using an iPad as a mouse pad for his Surface.

Confederate Flag Supporters Be Like

JUST STEAL IT!!!!!!

antman!

His balls won't fit in normal clothes

Nice try, Playpral.

" i might be blind, but at least i aint black"

Konami's new business strategy

Jim, please!

Sometimes Batman Needs Help

Err....thanks google?

Do you ever Google yourself?

Carl Sagan pointing out the detriment of drawing conclusions believing something without facts.

Pluto

Fourth largest religion

Meanwhile, in Ohio...

Here's the real image of Pluto that NASA didn't want you to see

We are a bunch of creepers.

Strong, powerful, and sexy Magikarp

"ASCII!" "Bless you."

Star Trek Logic..!

Jesus Walks

We can create jobs by pre-digging the holes in the beaches

Every Bethesda Game Ever...

Very Subtle Nintendo...

*tips fedaura*

Correct choice of words :)

(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)

Sooo....Water?

Don't trust him

baby oils

The crips and the bloods don't know what they're doing.

*makes friend ask so she has to say yes*

Dark Humor

Meet Lord GreyFace, our saviour!

Anon is a crimelord

Father of the year.

Looks great!

Whatever it is you're doing, do it in style

What time's dinner?

Setup wizard

The plomb has been planted

How it feels trying to act cool while high in public

Best Education

Teenage Mutant Ninja Renaissance Artists

One of the best New Yorker cartoons was a rejected one.

HEY! Listen!

Reginald D. Hunter

Or he could go to HL for a bit...

So real

Whalecum

iPod trolling

convincing gf about my plans for tonight

Went to a walk with my ex gf. We had to turn back there.

Always the little things in life bring us joy

Shaquille O'Neal holding $80 billion

cartoon logic really put me in the edge

But why would you be against witchcraft?

The Onion is the best

The True Hero of Kvatch

First picture of El Chapo escaping from the maximum security prison in Mexico City

Like, zoinks.

I wouldn't even be mad

someone give this wombat a pussy

Traveling is nice

He's almost maxed out his thieving skills

How modest

Even more so, I'd say. I also found Wolverine's CP profile (see comments)

Married With Children would get cancelled after a few episodes in today's society.

This *** is taking forever!