I'll have none of your shit, Siri

Mrw i spott dat ass

I stared in his eyes and saw myself

mine's between zero and one obviously

Rex couldn't even give Jesus a hug :'(

-54°C piss

ze Führers Fisch

slam dunked

modern programmers

okay so I posted several pics and getting ready to get -10 for all of them

ironic community

Just watering the garden...

Until the end

Southern Grammar 101

pressing wrong button when fatality

I'm building some ikea furniture, I've been mentally referring this piece as "The Canadian"

Philadelphia. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Uh oh... that's not good

How can he bear it?

Stephen ***ing Colbert

Git gud or git rekt

Randy Marsh is a role model

What's a good name for a dog?

Aussie Tea Company advertisement pulls no punches

Hold it, Rob! I'm not even wet yet!

a cure

Incredibly Photogenic Girl

When you know you bouta be an aunt

a true pervert never lets anything goes away

How Cats End Up With Nine Lives

Jokers depiction informs us of each decades drug of choice

Night almost ruined

0% Chance of hitting.

Obi-Juan

Benny Hill robs a bank

Hook line and sinker

3 unread messages

Girls today are channeling Wooly Willy

3 stages of deserted life

After Europe and Canada he sure is living the dream

Fishing... it's like yoga

You're a sociopath, Kelley.

*cough* *cough*

You can actually hear the bricks being shatted.

me irl

Think of the positives

The wisdom of Ron swanson...

Wonder what Jesus gets high on

Anon takes a guess

Megatron makes a valid point...

Eyepatch mod

Boob science

Heels sorcery at its best

Never forget......the hummus

Let it go, man

4chan's take on the Ronda Rousey fight.

Priorities, courtesy of Dave Grohl.

Giving her that inside job

et tu brute?

Hate when this shit happens

me_irl

Trevor is a great role model.

A True Hero

Too real.

When I notice someone hot at a club

Unnecessary math

What terrible thing happened to Rick Astley in 1989?

Condoms are only 99.9% effective

Think of the children!

let's celebrate

Schizophrenia

The reality of a smartphone camera

When you see something gross but then realise it's your fetish

Zeus before and after shave.

Life advice

I will never understand those russians, cyka blyat

Call me sometime

Accidental dick pics can happen

This is the planet you live on

Jesus knew how to get out of awkward conversations

If you can't point out Zimbabwe on a map...

This kid is going places

Progressive household

An ultra rare tritium Pepe has appeared!

Not only men!

gross, a snail

Obama-San

That's pretty accurate

Crap, that's huge

Everytime im playing Phoenix Wright

This is not a human being except when it is.

Much single. In your area. Such horny. Wow.

Any road trip...or big city

when the toga on point

The heroes we need.

Cheating death

Wife is impawsible to please

The one that doesnt drag off like a .jpeg

Cecil the Lion's brother....

A slow and painful death awaits.