Either way, I heard she's a ***

Bertrand realized that showing people he was immune to pain allowed him to do whatever he wanted

Saw in New Mexico. What are you people doing to yourselves?

Specific Rim

Neil Patrick Harris and Alec Baldwin team up with the Secret Service for the pope's visit

New mousepad

0 to 100

Good one sir

Trying to get through security as an engineer.

Tumblr's dilemma

me☭irl

Closest you're getting to Kate

You can feel the joy in this room.

Basketball shorts

This needs to get out there.

the hardcore gamer

The big one is going on the wall

Super Trump 64

It was a horrible thing to say

Perfect Casting!

Parkinson's disease

Seems all good to me!

Evil

Apply holy water to the burned area

PC masterrace jokes are still cool, right guys? Guys?

Twitter notified me that this was getting retweets and favorites

True romance.

What it's like to raise kids.

It's a lamp...

who's this mufugga?

Definitive beard guide for those in need

Congrats, Amy!

Well that is just super-necessary.

Baby's first words

Dammit Jesus!

SCUMBAG CEO looks like one of the Hardly Boys

This Slovakian neck beard is phenomenal.

This is genius

Checkmate

Waking up early...

Mark is always handy with the freebies.

British problems

Outlook not so good

That's right, you do you

Facebook delivered

So true.

Not even Sparknotes could help

The wedding photographer captured a beautiful moment during the ceremony.

Robot cheating at tic-tac-toe

Gotta go fast

Bic uses the same photo to advertise their pens and razors.

Long Live This King

You're Pretty Good.

Take Paternity Test

2 girls were having a Nelson Mandela presentation today.

Damnit

How to stop a girl from snoring

Is this a yup then?

Please don't miss

Someone tell me he's joking

Growing up is hard

Who needs a graphing calculator when I know someone who barely passed beauty school

Trump Troll Confirmation

"Dude it was awesome, she squirted all over my living room floor"

Family bonding.

tooth fairy

It's not easy being green...black and blue.

Well ***

Rolemodel Satan

Kanye Doesn't look away from Nobody

Anon doesn't know how much is one magma

War Thunder Review

Prepare for liftoff

punch

Ayy Captain

is this real life

Umm. What?

because physics

Real deal

me☹irl

nigga is right

Found OP's mom at a museum in Peru

SPORTS!

During the war

This hits home

Race Translations

When you remembered the singular and plural of shrimp is the same

Passive aggressive neighbors at their finest

Never made the same mistake twice.

Life lesson learned early on

For $10 million dollars

When your video card is running at 1/4 of the sun

In quite a remote area.

Found him..

"Bae knows just what to say!"

The New Yorker gets it right on the money

When you don't want to have kids:

Meeting the new boss

Tick Tick...huh?

Homework