Clearly whoever put the carpet in has never met a human male in their life
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Erb1tux · 8 points · 9 years ago
Males are miraculously incapable of peeing while sitting down. They have to pee standing in order to assert dominance in the household. But since you go to the toilet alone, they have to pee not only inside the bowl, but also besides it to make sure that the females know about his alpha position.
YangXiaoLong · Verified · 3 points · 9 years ago
Captain here. Clearly whoever put the carpet in has never met a human male in their life.
Creative_I_Be · Hardcore Commenter · 1 points · 9 years ago
I thought carpeted bathrooms were finally abolished in the '90s
zGuy · 4-Year Club · 2 points · 9 years ago
who ever thought carpeted bathrooms would be a good idea?
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