Leave me alone Jesus

When I'm the first to wake up at a friend's house

Thanksgiving was better when I sat at the kids table

Waiting For The Apple Fans...

The purple-shirted eye stabber strikes again!

McKayla Maroney and President Barack Obama are Unimpressed

What was he trying to accomplish?

My mother was worried about my trip to Afghanistan, I sent her this picture.

That's racist!

Well....im screwed

I never quite understood this.

Mom was worried about me moving to L.A. Sent her this picture.

Photobomb Master Mr. FatMan

Business Tactics

I dont even...

If you know what I mean

Dat smile

The Fast and the Furious: Amish Drift

I'd sh*t my pants

Cant stop laughing :D

Busted

Epic answer

Huh, what's th.... SH*TSH*TSH*T!

Already did.

Politeness is the key

So much nope, we need Spock for this!

Pew Pew Pew

She's pretty

Awww..

Pet owners know how it is

This whale needs a friend

"Dayum!"

Prison visit

Almost got it

I wish i could do that

A bigger gun would have helped

America's Finest

My girlfriend says she'll be coming over in an hour

"Cool Bike rack"

Do you even... Well, f*ck that.

Rock -N- Roll

"Sky diving cat's"

Anger overloaded

My guess was un-toothy blowjobs

Trolling Twilight fans

It's okay, YOU CAN LAUGH.

Circus cat acrobatic walk

Well, sh*t

Give owner a stick

I'm really boring

Why do I hang out with this guy anyways?

He gives away 90 % of his earnings as charity.

Too much snow

Athletic Wizardry Level: Ibrahimovic

I'm having a great time!

Awesome team work

At least the man knows how to save time!

Goddammit Spiderman! You failed again!

Tried to be serious with my best friend once. Once...

Bounce bounce bounce run!

Happy Meal Toy

When you get asked to clean the house.

If Jupiter were as far away as the Moon (the little white circle is our Moon) [GIF]

The Definition of win

Bad example

Good things happen at the wrong places

Just; Men.

The Original Fruit Ninja.

I bet you they have been preparing for it...

Epic brother is epic. Respect

USA vs. Russia

Thats why I hate chairs.

If you know what I mean

When my 4 year old says I make the best scrambled eggs in the world...

Just think about it

So tasty

This guy is a hero

GIF's before the internet.

The sad reality

Hey human! I'm open.

Be someone...

Many Faces of Johny Depp

Welcome to McSatan

True story

That's what called ART

I tried to smile at a cute girl on campus today

It all makes sense now.

Every single math class

Pilot Poker Face.

I love this idea

World War 2

Turkish Ice Cream Style

Haven't played Skyrim for a long time now, and this just happened:

"Thank you Disney, I can't wait to hear";

How cool is that?

Dat Ass

Target: locked

When ever i lose a game

Alex the parrot

Just in Case...