Tomorrow, he opens his time capsule

How you coming along with the bilbos?

me🔑irl

Nothing!

IT people

Dont Force It

That sort of shot is too precise for sand people

me irl

The most American response to the most American door mat

Sideshow Bob has gotten into the trucking business

When Miss Philippines gets that's actually her...

When Steve Harvey finally gets that's actually Miss Philippines...

Pretty accurate

Because f*ck you! would also be acceptable

Footprints

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Dog has been places

Christmas in Canada is difficult sometimes

In case it's a bomb.

Joseph wasn't convinced

S A U S A G E

me🎤irl

Literally the greatest headline USA Today will ever write:

The force is strong with this one.

3000 points to Gryffindor

Make your daddies proud

even with lower expectations Tinder is disappointing

We all need a Miss Bulgaria in our lives!

The innocence is gone there is no turning back

I'll just leave this here

Medical Facts

Don't you hate it when you forget someone's name

Bad pirates

When you're walking in the park and an animal has a side quest for you.

Sorry Toad

Imagine this at the Oscars

What Miss USA whispered to Miss Philippines

Snitchin was never an option.

A grammatically correct Christmas Carol

me☭irl

Wishlist to Santa

Dat face...

Great advice from 2chainz

SAVAGE

Who told you?!

Gingerbread Concept is Pretty Morbid

People who spoil Star Wars

But dad...

Perfection

Me🍌irl

Instructions unclear

me_irl

me irl

We've all been here

When a scarfs not good enough

Christian problems

Stop it Windows

There's a first time for everything

me☭irl

What most of those articles on "life hacks" end up being.

Best selling magazine in Syria

Life is simple

Good quote

This made my day... happier

Tumblr in a nutshell

me irl

PC faceswap

I'm gonna be late again

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials.

Move along landwhale

Counterstrike

They were forced to do so

Ambivalence Harrison Ford

4-20-10-9

This is sublime.

100% no miss

Best $100 bucks.

Local Taco Bell Prohibits talking about STAR WARS.

Why you gotta be like that ma

Why Im voting for Trump

when your ex sends you a fax

The difference between someone who loves Star Wars and someone who gives zero ***s.

One of the great mysteries of life itself

Me🌼irl

"What's Sam smoking?"

I'll save you master!

The best scene from Terminator 2

Life outside is hell

Dolphin

Let Go...

ohhh Yik Yak.

Modern day AAA game DLC in a nutshell

When the showers aren't effective anymore

me irl

"The floor is lava" Champion

here you go, kid. dick around with this.

Last will and testament

Sql clause

The Story of Star Wars

Jihadist greeting card.