Phrases that'll create sexual tension

no ice

Buena jugada Mijo

Drink smarter, not harder

You The Man

German logic

Goddamn pigeon...

The Cheesiest

10 whole minutes, man

Fez was always smooth with the ladies

US Air Force Aircraft Identification Chart

Better pick up some health

That's not how you get a blow...

Just added a new profession to this list ;)

You're taking your kids to see Deadpool? Fine, you asked for it.

Karate rock

I've heard Sanders secretly visits HL

Explosive Grief

Troy double-checks

The creator of the telephone, testing out his new invention

The key is to *** post everyday. Remember newfags, twenty shi.tpost a day.

They'll never visit this normie planet

You watch porn?

OP's signature

I guess he didn't have good calcium

Well played Mike

According to rap music...

FBI asking for Apple back door

fvck hillary

Knock Knock..

OI

Weeeeeeeee...

Shots fired

Some tools are universal

I'm actually glad he didn't stretch-out and destroy the door instead.

trust issues

This guy must get shit sex

Sabrina knows the score

Give It To Someone You Love

I'm fine but ...

MRW I go on fresh a month after we tried to fight the bots

This Apple Aint Got Time For Your Science Experiments

Olive Oil was a ***

Gary had a tough upbringing

Or the crazy aisle

Mr. Pool gets it

John Cena feeling mildly disrespected

Vincent's Moonwalker

Brutal reality

Chili's gift card

OH brother

Stupid Larry

Seems legit

Damn refugees

Come on Mark

whoooooooooooo

US/Canadian Border

How it feels when you ascend.

I think I just solved world hunger, by finding a new high-energy source of food.

To The BatCave!!

Why Monty Python Is The Best Show

The three little scientists and the big bad wolf

Australians, what can they not do.

Wouldn't you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ministers of Defence

No Lives Matter

How making OC feels like

The Bots

ErdoÄŸan, you absolute madman

Punny huskies

Jesus, that was brutal

Meanwhile in North Carolina

Following the rules

College.

Anons wacky friend

No need for it.

well this is dawgward...

Fun for the whole family

Entering the work force as a white heterosexual male.

Ouch.

Either class was cancelled, or a horrible crisis has been averted.

Wow, it does work !

Or not

Well, that's disappointing

Man Punches Bear.

The price of liberty

Smart sonuva***

Yep.

The founder of myspace is a savage

How can Leo bear with this shit?

Everything is fine. Nothing is wrong. :)

inspiration.

Every Villan is Lemons

Master Roshi's Weakness

Having gaps in your resume

Women

#JustMetalThings

where can he get one?

His face says more than words ever could

Roastsss pt.7