Fortune Cookies

Damnit dad

Taking things literally to a whole new level

Don't fool around, call now

I think tumblr needs some lessons in latin

David Cameron, the Prime Minister of the UK everyone!

Demacciiaaaaa!!!!

Oh wait, this isnt Hiddenlol

Anon the pussy destroyer

Well, that was another way to die in the West (End).

Guy Takes Fake Book Covers Onto Subway To See How People React

#justghettothings

*Instant building of a wall*

When someone asks me if I want to see some autistic dank memes

Wake up, America

**trigger warning**

Tumblr in 4 seconds

Edgy enough to cut through flesh :^)

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Z-O-D-I-A-C!

Just do it

Henry the 7th

Trying to get to Front after a year of lurking

I whould say the coridor

Sometimes is just it...

Hillary is just that barbaric...

Celebrating HL3.0 like

Woah.

My Grandma

Calcium Pays Off

this is getting out of control

Mark the mint man

No but I vape

MFW posters think their karma is actually worth something

German television at its best

Sick paint skillz

Out of the shadows, into the memes

What do you guys say?

When you ask the Italian for the answers to the test

Who would win?

sum good art

He already ordered a bowl of conservatism with a side of fries.

Skyrim enemies be like

What do you think?

what it was like being a german in 45's

Not all DPs are created equal

Real advicies for the homies

Save me from this meme hell

"Mom its not a phase. It's who I am, so pleas quit oppressing me."

Day-One DLC

;(

Notch made Call of Duty, right?

Next Time on Cosmos

Stupid dog

Isis new flag

They should remove the salt at night, when the water is sleeping

It's all about being prepared

When you nut so fast she starts calling you One Pump Man

Oh dear what a development

The most eastern european house ever built

What's Louis, my killa?

Bernie be the realest thug

I hope he won't make it to office

She was as cold as ice :c

Rekt family

Me at parties

This isn't exactly how I remember it.

When my little bro is actually watching a reaction of a reaction

Op gets roasted harder than a witch during the Middle Ages

Dark souls 3 hype

They don't run my life

*laughs* *laughs harder* *cries* *laughs*

When the weed hits u 2 hard

When my underlevelled 0 / 3 / 1 jungler ganks

ok.

She was a flat b*tch anyway

Don't care about her or my kid

He's not pulling out and he knows it

oh snap.

I said quack mother***er

Anon goes to taco bell

*Desu vult intensifies*

I made this

She's just ovary acting

So Much Stress

Hiddenlol would like it

Common thug problems

Cannibals

How lurker are feeling now

Fixed: My take on the HL 3.0

Just another way to ruin your social life

I fart in your general direction!

all natural

"What am I doing with my life?"

95% get this test wrong - will you? :^)

The turtle may have outrun the rabbit, but it was too slow for zoophilia

tfw you look just like the feel guy

No wonder he got an oscar from this.

don't blame them

And one marijuanas with that.