God Mode activated

Don’t worry guys I got this

My thoughts when I submit a post.

Such priorities

Gotta clean this damn window

What the f*ck do you guys want?

Na na na na na na na na

A horrible mistake

Holidays = awkward hugs with distant relatives

What the heck is happening

Party Hard

For those feeling down :)

When everyone tells me I look gross and should shave.

They call me Band... Rubber Band.

Easy....easy....easy....easy....

One of my favorite scenes from Spaceballs.

Wrong move!

Do you even fetch?

Now available as a gif!

Haters gonna hate

That's right...

Owned!

What is this sh*t!?

My friend has a good song

A popular one from different perspective

The older i get...

Nice try, fat guy!

He's got all the skills he will ever need

Three Wieners

When Someone Says Vagina In Bio Class

I knew it all this time

The Thing like it

Ouch

How to piss off your neighbors

A monocle might also be a nice addition

As a college student in Washington, this is how I feel

"Woah there, kiddo! I'm the FATHER!"

True.

Poor spidey is poor

Just act like nothing happpened...

The Difference

White Mode: Activated...Deactivated

After finals week

Born to ROCK

She's now my ex

I almost fainted laughing at this

Simple truth

Deal with it.

Derp humor

It would

Roommates.

Noticed my plate looked like sperm. Didn't realize this until I put the egg on there.

Are you sure?

Bus in The Classroom

How to use your handicap as an advantage.

Yet somehow, the third still sucks

Unfair

Coolest danger sign ever?

Underwater traffic jam

Awesome prank

Don't jump!

How do you find a vegan on tumblr?

Why not Homer?

This is getting me confused.

These days are numbered

Soldierderity

Damn Straight

Absolutely Terrifying

Problem. Solution.

When i close the wrong tab

"What did I just read?"

"Pogo Stick Like A Boss"

When you realize you are only half the way for friday

Once upon a time...

Right in the

Well this explains a lot...

High-five, sh*t...

PC > Mac

When you miss something because you look away for a second.

Fact.

Nap time!

Of course.

You should go back to school

I'm going hell for this

One handed...nbd

Menpower!

How to creep out a stranger.

What T-Rex?

Cute Hamster.... WAT

Kudos, parenting...

Me in math class

James bond.. which one is the best?

Catch me if you can

Cool story bro

Always smooth with the ladies

That moment

Epic Youtube comment

When you see a relationship status "it's complicated" on facebook

Looks like a...

In the Parallel universe..