The orifice is negotiable

The orifice is negotiable

The orifice is negotiable

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He'd have gotten my number with that one lmao

Japanese Redemption Arc going hard

(the chicken ate your favorite plate)

All pain no gain

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A website that semi-personifies what a delusional is

We die as intended Or we live as legends

this is why civilians need grenades

bread and wine are stored in the cloud

mamma knows best

….so are people allowed to show the German side in movies yet?

"Would you be willing to take $80?"

SexyAdonis: The Hugelol years

It never gets old

That's what I call an extremely based take.

call me Liam Rizzson

who the f is this breh brehs literally no idea

"I'm not saying there's anything wrong, but they all have doctors appointments?"

truly the left cant meme to the same degree as internet autists

He respected him for saying it

New Template Variant (Congrats on the win SexyAdonis)

someone tell Hollywood

And once again Elmo, the useless ***, does nothing.

Man that would be awkward

Sounds like something some messed up ringmaster would say. I can dig it

shawty never heard of meth before

Large if factual

To be fair, "How You Remind Me" is a ***ing banger of a song...

yeah about that-

Easily in the top 95% of Garfield strips

You grow out of it

Nice try big cable

Based and coziness-pilled

>unemployment nails

POV: you're about to be grabbed by the pussy

How did he know?

There's nothing wrong with vengeance

That's some advanced degeneracy.

“I’m glad it’s not a soyjak”

I wonder what he said :)

In Brazil we call them "jacks"

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Delightfully devilish

you're ok fatty

Who the hell keeps flour in the fridge?

This could be us but I'm afraid of motorcycles

I mean, one of them is a widow now.

Looking above the plebs

Using his powers for good

:(