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LoudandDumb · Commenter of the Year · OP · 540 points · 8 years ago
Since i was a young boy my father has imposed his religion onto me. I was home schooled because we live in the west and my father wanted me in an environment that was free from anything Haram. I couldn't associate with Jews or Christians, anyone who ate unclean animals, or any girl. As a teenage guy going through puberty this was naturally a living nightmare. After years of begging from me and pressure from his colleagues, i was finally allowed to attend a very nice coed high school. The only rule was that i had to keep avoiding anything Haram. Being free for the first time i started to celebrate. Ate bacon my first day, had Christian friends in a week, and within the month i had even met a girl. I was shy and awkward as i could possibly be but she liked me and thought i was funny. She was a little too hipster punk for me, listing to music i've never heard and using words like tubular and bae, but i loved it. Within two months we were dating. It was going great until my father heard about it. The Christians and bacon he could overlook, but the women to him were really wrong. To him this was too much and he even claimed me of having sex with her. As if it couldn't get any weirder he actually demanded i show him my penis to prove i haven't been having sex. I had to ask him twice to make sure i heard him right. It was awkward but living under his roof i had to do as he commands. I started to go out with her on dates and every time i came home i had to whip it out for dad. It might be insane, but i actually am ok with dicks out for haram bae.
RUSHWAYC · 8-Year Club · 66 points · 8 years ago

xadhoom · 8 points · 8 years ago
I even looked into your profile. Saw those shitty meme faces from 2+ years ago. Damn, how memes evolved in such a short period of time.
Joran_meme · 3-Year Club · 49 points · 8 years ago
First confession bear maymay i have upvoted. Risky but gg OP.
JWARRIOR1 · Wise · 47 points · 8 years ago
the entire hugelol population upvoted this holy shit
MasterB8A · 10 points · 8 years ago
Hi Jordan
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Stinkypanda · Bronze Club · 2 points · 8 years ago
Deffo seems cringy enough to be a prominent hl member.
Stinkypanda · Bronze Club · 25 points · 8 years ago
How... how did I not expect it. F*ck I'm gullible.
drakmord · Pepe Expert · 20 points · 8 years ago
IM drunk AS ***, but happy as a duckling! MY FIRST UPVOTE IN THE HISTORY OF MEMEVILLE!
Revolver0celot · Wise · 10 points · 8 years ago
Expected it since teh 7th line, but the form surprised me. 7/10
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bdam · 10-Year Club · 63 points · 8 years ago

JaqenHghar · 25 points · 8 years ago
how can you tell if a person has sex by looking at his penis?
Zombinator44 · Poster of the Day · 8 points · 8 years ago

catsniper · 5-Year Club · 6 points · 8 years ago
This might be one of the best posts I've seen on here in a year
BackFromTheDead · 3 points · 8 years ago
Following the trend of logging on after lurking and leaving a comment plus a like, good story, by far best Muslim I've heard of.
hollowidiot · 2 points · 8 years ago
It is safe to say that this week's, maybe even this month's winner of the interwebs is you.
QuQu · 7-Year Club · 1 points · 8 years ago
Im from Germany and i dont understand this Joke. Can somebody explain me this?
kadaj30k · 8-Year Club · 1 points · 8 years ago *
This is fcking gold
Edit: damn its been a while since ive read this post and its still top kek
Edit: damn its been a while since ive read this post and its still top kek
ganja_best · 2-Year Club · 1 points · 8 years ago
There will never be a meme as good as this again. My realization as i scroll through the front page.
Anonymo · 8-Year Club · 1 points · 8 years ago
I hate this meme but that was brilliant. Enjoy my luscious upvote.
mr_MFW · 1 points · 8 years ago
You shocked me I taught you were using this website like a social media, exactly like people from 9faf use it,
gxtmx · 4-Year Club · 1 points · 8 years ago
this is from imgur you thief
LoudandDumb · Commenter of the Year · OP · 3 points · 8 years ago *
actually funnyjunk, at least thats where i found it
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