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LoudandDumb · Commenter of the Year · OP · 540 points · 8 years ago
Since i was a young boy my father has imposed his religion onto me. I was home schooled because we live in the west and my father wanted me in an environment that was free from anything Haram. I couldn't associate with Jews or Christians, anyone who ate unclean animals, or any girl. As a teenage guy going through puberty this was naturally a living nightmare. After years of begging from me and pressure from his colleagues, i was finally allowed to attend a very nice coed high school. The only rule was that i had to keep avoiding anything Haram. Being free for the first time i started to celebrate. Ate bacon my first day, had Christian friends in a week, and within the month i had even met a girl. I was shy and awkward as i could possibly be but she liked me and thought i was funny. She was a little too hipster punk for me, listing to music i've never heard and using words like tubular and bae, but i loved it. Within two months we were dating. It was going great until my father heard about it. The Christians and bacon he could overlook, but the women to him were really wrong. To him this was too much and he even claimed me of having sex with her. As if it couldn't get any weirder he actually demanded i show him my penis to prove i haven't been having sex. I had to ask him twice to make sure i heard him right. It was awkward but living under his roof i had to do as he commands. I started to go out with her on dates and every time i came home i had to whip it out for dad. It might be insane, but i actually am ok with dicks out for haram bae.

BUJU · Casual Commenter · 128 points · 8 years ago
i... was... not... ready... for this...

mathejetzt · 109 points · 8 years ago
Haven't logged in for months, just logged in to upvote this.

thejpimp · Bronze Club · 82 points · 8 years ago


Takumi · Silver Club · 81 points · 8 years ago
... well then...

RUSHWAYC · 8-Year Club · 66 points · 8 years ago
You made this old lurker upvote and make a comment. I even had to confirm my email address! Good job OP.

xadhoom · 8 points · 8 years ago
I even looked into your profile. Saw those shitty meme faces from 2+ years ago. Damn, how memes evolved in such a short period of time.

NOBODY999 · 5-Year Club · 64 points · 8 years ago
10/10

Joran_meme · 3-Year Club · 49 points · 8 years ago
First confession bear maymay i have upvoted. Risky but gg OP.

JWARRIOR1 · Wise · 47 points · 8 years ago
the entire hugelol population upvoted this holy shit

MasterB8A · 10 points · 8 years ago
Hi Jordan

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Stinkypanda · Bronze Club · 2 points · 8 years ago
Deffo seems cringy enough to be a prominent hl member.

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Blackspirit1360 · Silver Club · 41 points · 8 years ago


bulsoldier · 28 points · 8 years ago
glory to you sir !

Stinkypanda · Bronze Club · 25 points · 8 years ago
How... how did I not expect it. F*ck I'm gullible.

flodip · Casual Poster · 21 points · 8 years ago
Well played

drakmord · Pepe Expert · 20 points · 8 years ago
IM drunk AS ***, but happy as a duckling! MY FIRST UPVOTE IN THE HISTORY OF MEMEVILLE!

donrix · 20 points · 8 years ago *
MFW. Top kek

BlueLamar · 16 points · 8 years ago
That was unexpected

krishme007 · 7-Year Club · 14 points · 8 years ago
Well done Sir! Give this OP a cookie!

KramerPacer83 · 4-Year Club · 12 points · 8 years ago
You are a hero to Hugelol

Revolver0celot · Wise · 10 points · 8 years ago
Expected it since teh 7th line, but the form surprised me. 7/10

Revolver Ocelot

Scathatch · 6 points · 8 years ago
Hahahahahahaha

Wittiko · Lurker · 6 points · 8 years ago
Great, simply great, didn't expect this ending ^^

Tobiky · 4-Year Club · 4 points · 8 years ago
All I can say is, op's dad's definitely a fag

the_real_Satan · 6-Year Club · 2 points · 8 years ago


TheMegaLOLer · 6-Year Club · 2 points · 8 years ago
You, why do you not have enough upvotes?

SoStar · 1 points · 8 years ago


FakU · 1 points · 8 years ago
Hugelol into 4chan... what a good day to be alive.

bdam · 10-Year Club · 63 points · 8 years ago
Every now and then a meme like this appears and proves why are we still here on this ***ing site.....god bless meme land

JaqenHghar · 25 points · 8 years ago
how can you tell if a person has sex by looking at his penis?

voldesnot · 45 points · 8 years ago
asking the right questions

JoniGiuro · 3 points · 8 years ago
You can't. OP has lived his whole life in a lie.

Smallbrain · 15 points · 8 years ago
bravo.... simply bravo

Kamissama · 5-Year Club · 11 points · 8 years ago
Almost... Fine job, OP.

Fokin · 4-Year Club · 10 points · 8 years ago
wow, i salute you OP, the MVP

Zombinator44 · Poster of the Day · 8 points · 8 years ago
I could smell the ruse from a mile away but I couldn't stop myself from falling for it.

catsniper · 5-Year Club · 6 points · 8 years ago
This might be one of the best posts I've seen on here in a year

MrOraax · 7-Year Club · 6 points · 8 years ago


ly1984 · 6 points · 8 years ago
Best post in months.

Marebre · 6 points · 8 years ago


Ripityom · Poster of the Month · 5 points · 8 years ago


Joogerman · 3 points · 8 years ago


FranticShadow · 7-Year Club · 3 points · 8 years ago
can not upvote enough

Following the trend of logging on after lurking and leaving a comment plus a like, good story, by far best Muslim I've heard of.

hollowidiot · 2 points · 8 years ago
It is safe to say that this week's, maybe even this month's winner of the interwebs is you.

lambrioza · 2 points · 8 years ago
that... Was... GLORIOUS!!!!

QuQu · 7-Year Club · 1 points · 8 years ago
Im from Germany and i dont understand this Joke. Can somebody explain me this?

kadaj30k · 8-Year Club · 1 points · 8 years ago *
This is fcking gold

Edit: damn its been a while since ive read this post and its still top kek

ganja_best · 2-Year Club · 1 points · 8 years ago
There will never be a meme as good as this again. My realization as i scroll through the front page.

Anonymo · 8-Year Club · 1 points · 8 years ago
I hate this meme but that was brilliant. Enjoy my luscious upvote.

mr_MFW · 1 points · 8 years ago
You shocked me I taught you were using this website like a social media, exactly like people from 9faf use it,

sgtweinermcgee · 4-Year Club · 1 points · 8 years ago
Toasting in an epic bread

gxtmx · 4-Year Club · 1 points · 8 years ago
this is from imgur you thief

LoudandDumb · Commenter of the Year · OP · 3 points · 8 years ago *
actually funnyjunk, at least thats where i found it

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KEKtheMEK · 1 points · 8 years ago
a winner is you

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