Cleverbot is stealing mah jokes.

It's funny couse it's true

Perfect loop

I like my new look!

"Was there any homework, students?"

No! How can you?!

Today's Menu

This man is not a known giver of f*cks

What the?

Well you always need to have a scale on you...

Now that's a split

Alohomora

Had to be said.

It's so unfair

Flushing the toilet when your parents are asleep

Burn

Changing lives

Wait, that wasn't ordinary weed...!

Don't edit.

It must be cool

So proud of my grandfather

Hilarious

Now available at kfc

If you know what I mean...

War Games

F*ck your history!

He was a bad kid & that's the ear his mom always pulled him around by

Badass

Let's see what's in here...nope

Deleting a post at -1 karma

Happy birth - NO!

And guess who still doesn´t

Like a boss

The meaning of Rock, Paper, Scissors

Like a baws!

Well... sh*t!

My Friends Found the Jersey Shore House

There's a reason for everything

Show it to me!

Normal, Lucky, Superlucky

How to destroy a confident woman

And no one would blame you for doing it...

What's it gonna be?

He totally deserves it

You can't see me

Just sb

Karma in action

Penguin Pick Up Line

Viper Rage

So true

English

Not Actual Size - You Don't Say?

Grandpa Has a Way With Women

The sad sad truth. Life is a b*tch.

As above so below

Oh America

Growth of a Mushroom

I keep it real!

How I imagine I must look when I see a funny comment.

When you google something to prove you were right.

Every time my bossy coworker tries to give me orders..

So melodramatic

Are you going to buy

Most dads talking on the phone

One HUGE Dot

Airplane through colored fog [gif]

So it's true.

Yes, the umbrella will keep you dry

Dog gets the last word.

Stop reading my BRAINZ

It hurt me to post this

Never knew that Good Guy Greg had a MC...

It would be great if it would be like this in my country...

Apply cold water to the burned area

Trolololo

Ohhh So That's How You Do It!

Just chillin'.

404 Logic STILL not found. dafuq

Wash Me. Yeah Girl. Wash Me.

Nevermind

There might be a shortage this Christmas...

When someone taps your shoulder unexpected

Parenting fail!

Close enough

AT - Dog T.

When I am tired of everything.

So We Meet Again

Voldemort

Geography

*Insert creepy music here*

Facebook (1)

Owl, please, calm yourself!

HD GIF here we come.

Good.

You can! The Ipad read "You'r f*cking fat" right before it broke.

Boo.

#Yolo

As of today i am no longer a 25 year old virgin, f*ck yeah

Damn...

You think YOU hate your job?