Because pancakes aren't going to defile themselves
Me at the trials.
Wife put their baby's face on a t shirt and scared the hell out of dad during the rinse cycle!
I know someone is awake to appreciate this.
I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.
Day 19 of 366 of my promise to draw a grumpy animal every day and this hit me in the feels
Uno Por Favor
Too funny not to share
Letter from my sweatheart
It finally happened... I'll take anal bum cover for $200, Alex
Most accurate chart I’ve ever seen...
It was a different time, the 90's...
Watchong Nature Documentaries
There is a fine line between Commissioner Gordon and Walter White
Why to make sure no one in IT learns who is on the lay-off list in advance.
31 weeks and feeling great!
Panic at the PRoC
☆Me: ☆errectile☆dysfunction☆-Like a Boss♡
I don't have a problem
in 2020 we respect women
Woke up to this in the kitchen
Gimme a break man
Anakin will be even shorter by the end of this battle.
One of the fastest ways to meet god!
Sometimes my ongoing friend group chat pays off.
ducky own this land
Truly a woman of class
I'm waiting for the display port models
Friend Ordered Chicken on Her Pizza in Israel, Got This.
Jesus died for your rims.
Penguins are cute
Best software engineers in the world ladies and gentlemen
And thats a fact!
Found this in a hotel
My 5 year old just learned that 911 still works on old cell phones. He was playing cops and robbers with his brother... and apparently needed backup.
It’s not that bad, I guess
Imma try this in a crowded train
Warning: Birds were hurt in the making of this toy.
I dropped some crickets in her food bowl and she gives me this glimpse.
ya done good bois
Maths is scary
In the theatre of dreams.
Stay prepared everyone!
No cumming in the pee pool
HE had said reeee.
He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.
I thought this breed preferred Motörhead but I could be wrong.
I see the resemblance
My daughter can't figure out why we can't stop laughing at the Yoda she made
Give it up everyone!
Can you believe some people?
The Wireless Showerhead | Product from etel-tuning.com
He really do be thinking the big thoughts
Great, now I have a weird fetish
Good news is...
This is what Australian Warning Labels look like:
Florida Mans Greetings!
Corona virus yikes...
If that don't work, use more gun
Who needs math?
This is the snake handler at The Green Planet in Dubai. He says he loves his job.
In the bathroom of a local vape shop
Interesting to know.
Pssh i could win this show easily
just your average 15 year old high school kid
Was wondering where I've seen this logo before
Team Corona or Team Mass Shootings?
day 18 of a grumpy animal drawing every day
We have a Lightbox with inspirational quotes for my 2 yr old daughter. My wife hasn't noticed yet
I love space
I guess it’s throwback Thursday
This cat looks a lot like Adam Driver