Next time you hand a pen to a Friend, give them one of these...

My friend has the same Porsche that Beyonce used for her pregnancy announcement photo shoot. He looks just like her, if she were a he from Idaho.

Overspending

oh no

he just wanted some help with his drinking problem :(

Trendy remix

Well, she won't cooperate!

$$$

edinburgh, please

HL3 confirmed

I asked my wife if she could crochet me a 'Sentinel' from 'The Matrix'. She's never seen the movie.

silly mickey :)

Mfw i see the jedi as evil

Do you really want to know where the viral posts come from?

When your boyfriend is The Flash.

The new standard

home at last.

Time for the "Men in Black" strategy. Oh! It didn't work...

last time i tried to help my new neighbors i was told to mind my own f'n business. on this very wet and windy day i'm minding my own business when i noticed this. it's been an hour now.

When you're looking for something sweet

Just the usual CS stuff

My sister and her boyfriend are heading up to our cabin tomorrow night, so I left them a present for when they turn on the lights.

Don't worry, they'll surely pick it up in Portal 3

A friend fell and broke her face so someone got her a thoughtful gift

Harry Potter alternate ending

Now you know the secret.

A deer hiding behind a sign

Planning the perfect heist

Death of an Istari

How to flirt 101

Rip in peace pupper

Harder than voting

sugarboi

PC Culture...even on HL

Blessed is he that skippeth not the day of legs

Loud Autistic Screeching Warning.

french accents isn't seduct-

At least the Bots posted new stuff

Valentines Day:

when you see that first viral posts

Hugelol getting in contact with normalcy [VIRAL] [MATURE] [SHITPOST]

Anon smeckledorfs his sister.

Somebody once told me

Hallmark can be funny at times

Utter shitpost.

Brick Shelf

Clown in charge

The future of our teeth

New Friends!

We were looking through old pictures of me when my wife started laughing and got the dog's flea pills from the cupboard

What the *** is between my legs?

My cooking skills summarized

this sure is my male fantasy

Get on my level

T I T L E

This cone display at my local ice cream shop.

It's funny cuz it's true

Passive-aggresiveness is greately appreciated

L A M B S A U C E L O C A T E D

The pressure sure is intense

Hey kids, do you want to see some magic?

Doug Dimmadome

When you set a possum trap and your cat is an idiot.

Big Bird is a dick.

When a normie asks /o/ how to fix his car.

*hits blunt .... chicken ballerina butthole

Doggos on strike

Mom told me I could be anything I want

execute order 69

Title

3edgy5me

This hits a little close to home

To be fair, he probably can't read.

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

Play of the game

I had it at such a good price!

100 100 100

Trending

Shooting Starfish

I wish my mom were a hacker too

[Angry Bubbling Noises]

AYO HOL UP

When you're meme has 1 downvote

You wanted more I give it

best neighbours i have ever seen

Sports Commentators in Anime

Shooting Gaga

Traveling salesman problem, better code a solution for bae

*** I'm a demon

PPAP

When you make a bad pun

bork

I love these inflatable bath animals ^^

A game for the whole family

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Man croak

Traumatic experience

Bernieeeeee

When you shitpost IRL

with extra sauce