Absolute Legend

Hearing my dad yell about his online backup not working.

My shoe has a Ron Swanson watermark

Most enticing trap ever

All this time these have been transgendered and no one cared.

Babushkat

Coupon from 1990...was cashed in today. ALWAYS include an expiration date!

Wife bought waterproof notepad for the shower. This is a love poem I wrote for her.

Damn you Global Warming!

Adult mascots vs. children's football league

When I see the first question on my chemistry exam

LIVING ON THE EDGE

My wife and I went to Ikea today and spotted this 'Merica family photo inside one of the display picture frames.

Khajiit has under wares if you have coin

If you guys need me, I'll be in Japan

Just a squirrel hanging off of its two back paws, holding a slice of pizza

And then my cat proceeded to explain the role of wine in the french renaissance as he served the cheese plate

An member of the senate took pictures before and after having unlimited power

For those who don't recognize this mission, I'm glad your childhood was not as frustrating as mine.

I have a longhair cat who covers his hairballs with whatever he can find. This morning, I woke up to this.

This dog in Brazil found some dentures

Not sure this is part of normal curriculum

The Last Potion

My husband's letter of resignation

making of the world's first camera

Anytime I leave the house.

You shat in the wrong 69 ässholes

Suspicious package...

The spirits are telling me you had a difficult relationship with your father

Came across a little bit of parking lot justice

Banking

LEEEERRRROOOOOYYYY MMJENNNKINS

The squirrels are coming!

Mailed FedEX box through UPS and my buddy received it like this

"It needs to be sufficiently large for beer pong"

Local liquor store nailed it.

This is my latest doodle.

thank you admins we love it

A Good boy always want it, whatever 'it' is

If you were a kid lucky enough to be this age in the 90's then you were lucky enough to look this rad...

This restaurant's photoshop guy just doesn't care

This is so beautiful. Surely to bring a tear to any meme enthusiast's eye

This Far Side card from 1984 I found while packing to move.

wololoo

Clifford's big idea

contemporary political discourse

A handy guide my friend made to help houseguests figure out which cat is which.

Now this is a Netflix glitch

Found at my local YMCA. Some anonymous donor paid at least $10,000 for this privilege.........

Making plans

Smokers have cigarette butts as evidence of their addiction. Alcoholics have empty bottles. My girlfriend has these...

Do it

Dennis is a Menace

the tragedy of darth plagueis

Google vs Bing

Thank you ATM.....!!

The force is strong with this one....

Someone rolled a GIANT snowball into the streets of madison..............

Mike Tyson's favorite boy band.

The *** are you doing with my package, usps?

Steve Jobs was out there trapping people with shady contracts since day one

I asked my girlfriend to draw me superman and flash racing. This is what she gives me

Mars doesnt like making friends

Why lord of the rings fights scenes always seemed so realistic

And transgender bathrooms

My greatest achievment in life

Quick&easy tutorial to make Caesar salad

Real life checkers

Hoot hoot, mother***er.

Last two days in the northeast got me like...

Stanley Tucci always looks like a dad who walked in on his son getting a bj and is super proud of him.

This is a thing that happens when you work in an office full of women.

I was in class and had to take this when I noticed.

Gangstas life

Ass whooping fiesta

Step up ur game

My gym is pretty passive-aggressive

The movie is very interesting.

Imma let myself rip

Blacked

Alright guys let's all go in as a team.

Was googling for a restaurant that serves crawfish, google has this picture as the main photo for one of the restaurants

I've seen a lot on this life, but never a smoking Corolla using a selfie stick

german government

NASA discovers 7 new planets. One of them may have a Declaration of Independence. There's only only man for the mission.

Speaking of German mugs, here is a poorly translated one from my trip

Relatable

Oh god...

Ozzy

Do you know the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?

This stock photo is like the beginning of a magic trick.

Friendzoned again

Be kind to your dentist

When you want to hold a service, but heavens, is it hot

Build a deathstar. Make Mexico pay for it.

*Sniff* and so on

Doctor: You have 12 minutes and 29 seconds to live. Me:

when it's been several hours you post ya memay and still no upvotes

Construction workers fighting a vicious beast

Silicon spray vs Idiots