Dear Steve

My mom is a second grade teacher and is afraid she just sent home 23 students with what looks like penises on their faces.

81 blungs

Funny Every Time

Race Barron.

KFC clearing up rumours, like a boss.

She really should have bought another vowel

My wife said I could decorate the guest bathroom as my own. Multiple screams have ensued.

Keepin' it Cla$$y in Troy, NY

Save on meat, vegans!

Fast as *** boi

I just got this on Snapchat

Barron Trump explains the difference between jews and muslims

How to summarize a country in one sentence

American Stereotype Map

RIP Sully

Read Carefully

I just drove by this hilarious billboard in my town. Marketing to your correct demographic

Most honest Craigslist seller

Sadly, still relevant.

Good way to support a house

Gotta ash em all

Still one of my favorite fake movie posters

SCRAMBLED PLANS

Mike Pence bravely defending the wall from the united mexican cartels

Pence senses tingling

Feminine

Happy Ash Wednesday from the High Sparrow

Shooting Jarjar

The Agile and Angry 2: Kyoto Drift

Dog caught in a booby trap

There's a human fossil in my floor planks

"He's playing Wonderwall and now I have no material. Please hurry!"

Pence>>Biden

Jolteon

Historic Documentation of prewall America

We're pretty slow at work ..

Mike "If you have a perversion here comes the conversion" Pence

Drew this for a friend's birthday today

same

Grandmas can do more than just cook

This won't go well

In a restaurant toilet I'm at.

Let this be a reminder to us all

ａ　ｗｅａｐｏｎ　ｔｏ　ｓｕｒｐａｓｓ　ｍｅｔａｌ　ｇｅａｒ

I'm not really sure what Duolingo is trying to teach me...

fokin bamboozled

My dog takes my girlfriend's spot when she leaves for work. This is what I woke up to today

A cure for insomnia

SOON

My friend got his "golden retriever" pup from a sketchy breeder that claimed it was a full golden retriever. Fast forward 8 years, Ta-Da!

Thwip!

Sizes in different countries

Questions answered about a $1000 HDMI cable on Amazon.

My son ran out of clean sheets, but thankfully my wife found these packed away in the basement. Nostalgia overload.

#banter

You're not fooling anyone, Walmart...

A longer arm could decide a vital cat fight!

Now I can go somewhere.

Navy Seals

Spot the Canadian

Katmans family after they found him not delivering

The lurker masses shall rise

every class has that one retarded kid

This beer expires on 2/30/17

HUGELOL during the Upload Server Outage

I just bit my lips eating a sandwich, someone call 911

Charity case

I came around the corner and caught my cat the other day.

How I forfeited my security desposit

No Thanks! Not in my neighborhood!

Jesus vs. Surgeon

Arthur's headphones tho...

This is Bob

Starring Sheev Palpatine

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Hold on...

Even Muslims are gender neutral.

How I Imagine Subway's Chicken

To my Wife and Kids...

Artillery Suppressor

Greatest duo ever

Bathroom signs at local bar

This kid is on to something. Tell me why s/he shouldn't get 100%

Meanwhile in Ohio

To the Boatmobile!

By customer request.

Little Debbie finally got what she was asking for...

Every street need this

When you realize the old HL admins all got job offers from valve.

Damn Gloria

I'm not sure if I won or lost

increasingly verbose meme

The difference between blow and below ;)

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Why has the world forsaken me

Behold the field

Mega rare

If you listen to Nickelback there is help out there for you

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