Amen.

G37 0v3r h3r3

Say that again

5 Viral post in a row later

Rip sweet prince

Depourtmet race

I'm just a little husky..

Bob & Larry Cookie Cutter

The mandarin literal translation for Owl is brilliant

*** hold on

Classic imperialist whiteness

Scary Train

Just give it a miss.

We saw this shirt shopping last year. Look close.

Spongebob Methpants

Girl Scouts: Celebrating in-focus redheads and blurry brown girls

Return of the Nokia 3310

I told IT guy everyone was saying he looked like Sid from Toy Story. He sent back this.

It really doesn't

Camera shutter speed synchronized to a road being constructed

A Fire Hydrant Downtown

"You don't have to put on that red light"

OP's drawthread was ruined

Hey there sexy

Whayt privileged

Oh I'm feeling it now...

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Law abiding kittyzen.

When you're both kind of racist but in that friendly I'm not committing a hate crime way

Asking the right questions

El Ow El

Ladykiller

The future, accurately predicted by XKCD.

My wife is a kindergarten teacher. One of her students brought in this "finger puppet" today to share with the class.

Kummerspeck

My wife's motto

Location vs. Picture

I thought someone put googly eyes on the Trappist Sun on Wikipedia. It's just planets.

Ad in my local phonebook

TIL that a group of koi fish is called a gasp

Woof Woof

Ass of Straws

My roommate called making sure I didn't throw out his "empty toilet roll of cash" he left in the bathroom. I have so many questions.

leaked footage from every shipping warehouse my package goes through

Looked out my window at work and saw this.

Complex Carbohydrates

what i thought of clouds as a kid

Give that kid a medal

Wanted to be a dad for career day. not bad.

My office maintenance people are really sick of all the damage to the walls done by careless people.

Why would you need a farm?

A bowling ad in the local paper...

Look Look!

This customer felt it was necessary to explain why he needs three orders of mozzarella sticks.

Uranus is next

Why you shouldn't name your son Clint.

***es Be Trippin!

World's top four most expensive things by weight.

it's Kristen Wiig

No wonder she's wicked

"We must delve deeper into the understanding of black holes." - Stephen Hawking

Soothing.

Godammit Frank!

Took a unflattering picture of my dog and thought it looked familiar....

The Indian Cobra is kill machine ... errr

My friend sent me his cat with a snap chat filter.

xX_CoolBlockGamer69_Xx --- That username is taken.

What I imagine girls do if I send a dick pic

Getting messed up

Are trolley meme still a thing?

I Call Bull

bad news...iPhone was lost in the SF Bay Area; good news...it was located; bad news...

This is what you get when you invite a man to a baby shower.

Because, f**k this city!

When you ask HL if liking traps makes you gay

I thought I knew the four elements, I was clearly wrong.

Oh the things you find at Goodwill

Oh god, where's Waldo?

fake news

Questions.......

Of coarse

What's up, losers

Scubaru

Swamp

He's BLAZED

No matter how sour my mood may be, this always makes me laugh

My worst nightmare just came true

rip james

Pence has a cure

can't fence the pence

*** u dad I was the Michael Phelps of your ballsack.

NiBBa

That's what I am doing wrong since my first birthday.

When your friends use inside jokes and you are the only one who doesn't get em.

in a scale of 1-10, how enlightened are you?

I also tracked all my son's first words since birth

You wanna keep talking shit? Alright

I am not the only one! :D

No traffic like incoming traffic

It's not rape if they're dead, right?