Don't ***ing talk to me until I have my coffee

A S C E N S I O N

Come on dad

New Old

M E

How you doing? :D

haha... wait

Masturbation is Satan's typewriter

HEY NOW

Doggobi-wan is the best doggo

sick guy!

The switchup

A true pc gamer breakfast

"Oh God, not again.."

The closing manager left us this note for when we got into work this morning. Rough night.

Canadian air support

Basic instinct.

Scientists have discovered a brand new form of cancer

ITS FOR A MEME

Literally Hugelol

What did i say, B's are not the one

Answer My Riddle, or Die

Spooky Scary Shit

I'd swipe right

Becky please

My sister found this at the church carnival and she doesn't see why I think it's creepy

Someone has their priorities sorted out...

Don't Stop The Ep 3 Memes Now~Genjuice

Thats not the jedi way

You guys are getting paid?

Please. My wife. She's very ill.

here goes my shitpost of the month

Thanks a lot dad.

Talk about family issues

ha ha ha... I swear this is ironic...

Hugelol user engages in social interaction

And people say that modern art is dead

When you are a crusader but you lowkey watch anime...

Some crimes are worth it

Some of you are alright, don't come to school tomorrow...

Don't angry react my memes

Best show

The Hacker named "4Chan"

my favorite type of plottwist.

capitalist pig

memes are great. they're like sex, except I'm having them

Telling Your Twins Apart

My mate had a play fight with his 7 y/o son in which his son lost. He later found this on his son's tablet search field

You'd think a t-shirt like this would require a certain model to wear it.

Just doo it!

I don't like who ever named this part.

If bears took senior pictures

Cremation has it's benefits.

Low cost cosplay

Actual billboard in Des Moines

That day Seth McFarlane got 5 Dicks on prime time television

Good ol' days

A New Yorker Comic

*** that alligator

Good Lord...

When it's so small...

Times are tough - even Dr. Evil is taking public transit.

Yeah sure whatever

Still my favorite scene from 30 Rock

The disclaimer on my nephew's cotton candy

Found this on my facebook feed from 3 years ago. Still hilarious.

Bob's Burgers had the best judge ever

Tale as Old as Time

I googled 'circle beard'

She'll never notice

Avocado Warning coming to the Midwest

Sovereign citizen (sauce in the comments)

this is i r o n i c

My son wanted to know what kind of phone this was

I just drink socially

Sir, is this yours?

Outside a bar spotted in Paris

Just.... one.... teeny... lick

Wek me up

Thanks for the advice, sonic.

Dont steal mmmkay

Memories of the past...

Today, Squidward will lock himself in the freezer to see the wonders of the future

2018 inc

Awkwardly wondered why this guy was staring at me for 10 minutes only to realize it's a frickin poster

Oak Nuggins

Cooking Buddies

Leicester has installed a new sign in the car park where the remains of Richard III were found.

This guy loves my business!!!!

In the Netherlands we don't care about good brand names

You boys want some pizza rolls?

Translunar

People will argue over anything these days

ooh a penny!

time flies man

Hard to believe....

This brings back childhood PTSD.

Nobody remain virgin....

Fishing.

Yesterday on the London Underground.