Saw this when leaving my wife's Ob/Gyn office

"Excuse me Sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Poseidon?"

Heh, memes

Looking for housing in the Bay Area has me like

Next week on pornhub

I know that feeling.

When the microwave cannot be trusted

Dodging responsibilities

Have a taste

Yak from UMass Slamherst

Finally, an accurate weather forecast

Don't judge.

Bamboozled again

o rly?

This place serves food as hot as your neighbor's wife.

I appears that someone was unhappy with me recently.

"If I can do it, anybody can."

I asked my 8 ball why I should use gmail

Stephen Hawking's research concludes that memes can be ressurected

How to explain cannabis strains to non smokers

Holidays without kids

Boy oh boy

Simpsons predicts the future every time

And we haven't even touched Logic Analysers...

yeh p sure

'Bate, line, and sinker...

2017

Now back to me

Dobby didn't die. He went into Witness Protection.

Was in my twenties when my wife and I walked into this store.

empeperess

God loves doggos

Great April Fools Prank

Even if you're normal.

Look at the fancy man with a fork!

***ing Home Depot live chat

Media vs. Reality

2yo, male, mainly interested in other huskies but am open to all breeds

I'm vegan!

My wife wore these socks to take our infant daughter to the doctor yesterday and wondered why she was getting wierd looks.

Laughs in subtitle

A good reason to wear glasses

This is why Samuel L Jackson is the best actor

Swedistan as green as Saudi flag

Seen at Gorgers Taco Shack in Ithaca, NY. They make some damn fine tacos, and apparently dark animated comedies.

Allison The Bamboozled.

Cathy, I have no idea how you got this number...

Rice now brings people together

Anon says something relatable as shit #1244539521

so true :´)

some

Someone in my office got crafty for Pi Day.

The wifi at my school

Piracy is NOT theft. It's piracy.

Handy Hand

This comic is irrational

Empeperor

Perfect example of every girl's thought process

Well played Gym well played

Happy Pi day!

The Show Me State....

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wide open

What a cutie!

Extreme pranks

just sit on the toilet for 8 hours

My manager told me "Work like you meme it". This is now my whiteboard at work.

Well...

Friend who works in I.T. gets funny misspelled tickets. I drew the one from today.

Checkmate atheists

what in relaxation?!

HAHA it was me!

Anon is a farmer.

Sluggered

Communism only works if you share alcohol

My fiancée left me in charge of the registry...

St. Petersburg last night. Giant robot is just a tower

I think next time i'll bath the dog AFTER mowing the lawn...

It's not working.

You messed with the wrong penguin mother***er

Record Cold Temps in Miami

The 2017 Blizzard kinda looks like a pissed off whale.

Kids Limbo Stick

I saw this on Facebook

Not fun at all.

Do Not Enter

My friends parents moved recently and forgot their cat. Their old neighbor picked it up the other day and sent us this.

The Elvis Call Centre

Not a good sign

Samsung's Newest Microwave

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Take me first

Accidental capitalism

Rudest man

1960s vs. Today

Many Italians never got over the war

Caution: Wet Floor.

Damn! If he hadn't done that he'd have a broken neck!

My coworker finds interesting ways to sleep on night shift in the hospital.

Guys have it harder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)