Eggstraterrestrial

Recruiting techniques

I wanted to know "how do blind people know what colors look like."

Just found the reason to get a selfie stick

This cat looks like Nicolas cage

Happy Everyone's Suddenly Irish Day

Angry Crow

mind=blown

All of a sudden I understand these cars

Magnificent :')

Better study Law.

Husband asked me to exchange our antenna for a "less judgemental one".

Stop being such a little *** Steven...

Yes she loves you

My stepbrother has no friends so my stepmother asked if I could photoshop some in to this picture for her. I don't know how to use photoshop so I used MS paint instead. She wasn't impressed.

Don't be rude to the guys paving your driveway

Well.. Uhmmm.. I presume

The French and German on this cup looks questionable...

Icicles within my brain...(COCAINE)

How Irish people travel in London.

Every family's Netflix account

How to deal with a gambling addiction

Don`t look at the Silver Lights

Ironic

Don't pick up random lizards. You just might get robbed at pinpoint.

I sprained my ankle yesterday and have to use crutches. My wife sent me this.

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one

Oh fucc

Legendary.

So I just corrected/improved the bedding display at Macy's

Welcome to Michael Scott's Restaurant

Sneaky Boi

How I make friends.

When live give u oranges stop winning at Splatoontournaments

The world wide web

Kanye 2020!!!!

As it turns out, face swapping my husband and mother turns them into an old lesbian couple.

Jean Claude Van ***atiel

im getting sick

Seen in Green Bay, Wisconsin

This kid is going somewhere.

Obsession with bedding other players moms*

I miss you Jon Stewart.

Not only was he swinging, he was on a leash. The most patient cat ever.

I pardon you :)

Not a single *** given.

2 Chewbaccas or Two-baccas

In honor of St. Patrick's Day, let us never forget Mallory Archer's traditional Christmas bonus.

Why are people like this

Your identity is safe...

In case we forgot why we celebrate Saint Patrick

HE STRIKES AGAIN

St. Patrick's Day on Sesame Street.

Rap is shit, so is this post

Some kids have it so tough, so early in life

MotoGP Fast & Furious!

Why I can never find my cat.

Nature is cruel

What a tremendous idea

My mom is Italian, my dad is Irish. This is the breakfast my mom made my dad for St. Patrick's Day

When the joke hits too close to home

new proof

When One Of You Can't Sleep

It All Just Seems So Familiar

Damn you religion. You've won this round.

Thank goodness

Reluctant laugh

Having the time of his life!

not number one hey

I know it's getting old, but... Hey Guys, V-

Time to move.

So practical too - think of all the different things they can hold over your head

Found pic of Katman's computer

Can I get this on a T-shirt or something?

Dude, how did you afford that sweet BMW?

Appropriate Paint Job

Pls no banhammer for exposing

Luck of the Irish?

Pretty much speaks for itself

Got em, Got em good

Accidently fed my dog chocolate, now he's sick as ***

The problem with the Beauty and the Beast premise

: D

All Karma should be shared equally

Someday soon...

Pretty accurate assessment

Looking For Love

How ironic

Someone has waited their whole life to write this caption

Sharpie Shark.

My favorite verse

I still think this is one of the funniest moments in movie history. "Well you ain't got no legs, Lt Dan"

Meteorologists shouldn't celebrate St. Patrick's Day

The Beast

We're all made of it

HEY! What you got in your mouth.

hypebeast is bullshit anyways as if I'm paying that much for a sh*tty pair of shoes

The legend of blackspirit continues on

Best Korea

Dis gon hurt