We have fruit bowls in my work break room. It's taking every ounce of restraint I possess to remain an adult

I did this today, still don't know where I am.

Girlfriend's OCD kicks in about her plant care while away.

I haven't seen your pills

My diet's back on.

Her hands were garlic breadsticks of action. Her face was a Cesar salad of expression.

Goodwill super find

Leprechauns are in a bit of a slump

Snapped a nice picture of my dad admiring a gorilla's ass.

I Ain’t Getting Wet For Nothing

WARR-E

"Wakaliwood is coming for you."

Yes I made it!

She proved everyone wrong.

Found this lovely dadjoke in my local shopping centre

A door that must be closed at all times..

How to draw a chameleon 101

Today's society in one picture

Fight the ocean you will drown

Behold the sorting cone!

Someone bout to find out that im a Navy Seal

Speed is relative

cough*

Tinder Illustrated

big fokoff sneik m8

This nursery has jokes

BLM

This guy's nose looks a ninja turtle's head.

place your bets

My friend is learning how to photoshop

C'mon grandpa

For Bad Posture Only

Food as a kid vs. food as an adult

How it feels when you open Fresh and notice yet another shitty meme trend.

Met this happy ass the other day

Still one of my favorite scenes of all time.

gotta love llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Cool ads.

The moment you know that you're going to prison.

Evolution of female profile pictures on social media

"just making sure everything works like it should sir"

(Teleports behind you) hm, You didnt think that was my only form did you?

Those means

Since we're on x-rays. Here's my friend's cat that farted contrast the moment an x-ray was taken.

On an elementary school sidewalk, mysterious symbols from ancient times have appeared.

Every ‘Sesame Street’ Character Is Suffering From Severe Mental Disorders

woke levels increasing

I heard the same as him.

Apartment hunting. This ad said "double bed shown for scale"...

Really, bro?

StarTrek with "Shaky Cam" removed

The difference between Dogs & Cats

Owen Wilson at his finest

Yup, that's right!

On the passing of David Rockefeller, we reflect on the time he played Gothmog in Lord of the Rings.

I shitpost, therefore I am

My Trivial Pursuit question is outdated.

This joke.

I got a new ceiling fan!

Good doggo

Passwords

We don't want another forest fire.

Not social media content

Saw this on Facebook and wanted to repost.

Grab em by the pussioli

watch out isis

This is getting out of hand

when you learn the alphabet

meirl

Applies to redheads as well

Anon tries to get laid

A frequent hugelol user snuck onto a game show

Meme.mp4

Now, it's trap.

Still the greatest sign ever

Greatest Wedding Anniversary In the history of mankind

Suppose you find out a friend has been gossiping about you...

I feel like all restaurants should have these.

Australian world map

Billboard advertising at its best.

Belle you jerk

Wilderness Survival

Canadian for "stop rid'n my ass"

This is how you get your vegetables, still feeling hungry?

Dog came to the vet today for swallowing a Monopoly piece...

#TheFlash

My wife sent me this picture on her way home from work.

Knew there was more to that sound

Sometimes my dog can be kind of a dick

Is this already overused?

The Cucumber Challenge

Me with a boyfriend vs me without

Communism prospers on all fronts

thank you Mario!

Just when you think things can't get any worse

*S P O I L E R S A H E A D* This is it guys, the leak of 2017 meme timeline

All Star but it's only the breaths

This mug drives the pedants in my office crazy.

I introduce the Pug Moth.

Have you met this dude in Skyrim yet?