Dear Mom...

Not now jack, I am working.

When I try to achieve something in life

I'm over "promposals" but my little brother's actually made me laugh

amazed

Things that entertain me

Being Polar

Merika

bring the shirt now

it still has the sticker on

Take pictures with my friends

damn daniel

gordon ramsey would be proud

smh

You should've been more specific.

Found my ex in the Natural History Museum

Dad jokes everywhere

Must Be Some Good Shit

It's the only thing I want in life Jeffy.

use the squanch

Tips for a long life

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

My life this second

Some here need to explain

Talk to your kids about sex, in front of this sign

454TAN

What sissies

Moby Dick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You don't know me or my diet.

Got this today, possibly the funniest card I've ever seen.

Shitpost

Well...this is a new sales pitch

The Hamilton, Ontario Police Department everybody. Canada's finest.

Seems like anti-trump protestants had the same idea

we gotta go back!

My Chem Teacher is Proud Of His MS Paint Skills.

There's a potato in the pastry dish on this episode of Friends.

Finders Keepers

This kid is going places

Robbing a bank with impeccable skin

I've order this mobile phone case but it hasn't arrived yet

The soup Nazi's in town

gotta go fast

putin right now

I NEED ITTT

Mural painted by Wyle E Coyote?

one two three you dont know about me

Actual newspaper headline. Welcome to England!

yes please

Colbert is the best

Gotta love Bo.

What was 2010 even?

His name is probably Sudden Lee.

WHPH

/pol/ on socrates

I never won at this game, but i have winningsolitaire.com

Headspace

Housemate put this sign on our door after Amazon repeatedly posted "sorry we missed you" cards whilst we were home.

Post-Grad Expectation vs. Reality

The Chair Force building chairs!

Why London is such an amazing city

That's Montana for ya

Both a mess

Legally drunk...

i am a walker now

The freshest oc, straight from the god dolan himself

Cow It's Made

Don't rush it!

While driving through Philly, I saw a scene from Always Sunny playing out in real life.

What's the Doc going to say when he finds out the DeLorean is impounded?

I can sense a strong capitalist mantra

I'll never be too old for this to not be hilarious. My girlfriend was not amused.

gooby pls

Apply Ice to the burn.

remove kebab

moms spaghetti flavored cake

Second chance

...

Geralt is no HL User

This is getting saucy.

Streak incoming!

Yes pls

Checkmate

But the moon isn't real .. right?

those who could not decide will proceed to the incineration chamber

kevin hart lives in a eddie murphy movie

Women. Not even once!

“I can still tend the rabbits, George? I didn't mean no harm, George.”

Velocity

Reasons to date a nurse.

When you need a book about hoes

Look at the HUGE ROCK that John Cena bought for his fiance!

It's flooding in my area atm. This sign doesn't like the idea either.

Job Interviews

Gotta listen to some tunes while cooking.

My experience of Tinder so far

When you see HDL on HL

something something katman waifu trash

If only you could close it

The oldest trap in anime history