This is the real god !!!

Just got this snap from the mother-in-law

Bepsi = illuminati?!?! D:

When someone orders a pizza and leaves this...you help them out.

Roses are red, violets are cool

Welcome to heaven Charlie Murphy.

A post about planes that's also not about United.

Erection protection from police detection

Hey TSA! You're touching my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

How u know it was a good nap

i love them more than ever

Reasons why vampires prefer virgin blood

Not sure who looks better.

Today on United Airline

Hung proudly on display in my sons first grade class.

Vintage Birth Control Ad

Professor throwing shade

Something went wrong: Title is too short.

Can't wait for this ceramics market

Guys, guys look what I found.

this dude is T H I C C

not on my watch

For rectal use only

Created the account specifically for this

How I imagine some people feel right now [full vid in comments]

The sign above this escape room

You mess with the plano you get a stabbo

What I hope is happening in heaven right now. RIP Charlie Murphy.

can't top that

top 10 anime comebacks

Electric Bike

party time

El Arroyo is brutal.

I wonder what the code is

Lego sets just keep getting better

Media bias is absolutely outrageous.

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon

How much do personal plates cost?

just bepsi things

A handy guide in light of recent events

Epic App review

My fortune wants me to try anal

Please teach only with your eyes

*** united airlines, drink pepsi

Western Sociology

"Sir, i paid for this seat" - United Airlines: ...

Might as well just end it all

As a real estate agent, I thought I've seen it all until this. The life hack goals are on point.

Poison your local cop's Pepsi

Cows...

Jack: That pillar did not move by itself, Aku!

spicyyyyyyyyyyy

Top Baby Names

United Airlines is #1!!

not as rare as my pepes tho

whait, i cant see a united airlines joke in here

Ripped jeans level 9000!

All the gamers on the train are shitting their pants

When "The Night's Watch" is over!

Goat cleared to eat grass in Sydney.

Real spooky

Cheet Death

Love these new options

Empty Seats

Thank you for giving me precisely zero information.

Opened my perfume box and found this terrifying thing....ohhhh wait it's just a string. Felt like an idiot for screaming at the top of my lungs :)

Girls listen up

You parked in the wrong neighbourhood

Debunking Australian Myths

Naughty bulbasaur

Malaysia airlines on United.

The truth about braces

SHE GOT REJECTED BY 7 RACES

My dad looks just like this Magic the Gathering card

assume my c o ck, get the glock

Someone made the new logo

Only the good old fellas will understand this

Finally Adopted, but...

How tho

Real life standards

Photoshopping job anyone?

Someone has been waiting to write this for a long time.

United Airlines' customer service

anime tiddies

The simpsons predict everything

Solved!

Ruskemon

2017 Rosa Parks

When the camera decides to focus on the important stuff.

Preparation

All the kid's get their art hung at the local pizzeria... Even Wade.

:^)

Dog's reaction at food

Dog's mom accidentally orders XS dog bed. Good Dog still grateful.

April summed up so far

  

I don't know how she finds time for airport security.

"Just kill me"

just is things

Mess with doggo, you get the licko