The meal you discreetly try to throw away without offending anyone

Found this guy outside my apartment.

So sad

C A N A D A

Heaven vs. Hell in Munich

When you have your priorities straight:

***, you better not give my house away for free.

A casual search for an airplane pillow

Relatable.

Why I hate public bathrooms

Warm weather

nature is beautiful

Bend your hips and knees. Lift. Sacrifice child.

fixed it

the world shall soon take on a new shape

This quote somehow made it into our yearbook

Lil Wayne with subtitles on

Mfw jesus

My kids learn fast

Aha...

Sad

Just found this actor in IMDB

I got you dog.

HL in a nutshell

In my work building café today.

How to pick out suits.

Martini dog is not amused

Keeping the pizza safe from your dogs.

Scroll down, this is not your business

Exams are rough man

I've been waiting far too long for this

Normies can't relate

metashitpost

Just in time for Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2

Shamelessly stolen

Still the best opener

Meanwhile in New Zealand....

Why do people even live there?

When you realize crusades didn't work

Also 100% OC

The unspeakable truth

I think I'm gunna recommend this book to your Dad...

Don't let go!

Sandwich Alignment Chart

My favorite dessert recipe

The Olsen twins attended the Met Gala last night, cosplaying as the last 2 gelfling from The Dark Crystal.

Meinkraft meme

Beaten by a little girl

That's not how stores work

Please and thank you..

poetry

The perfect cure

*mature content

yes

Anime be like

mayme

title

Never forghetti

All of the above

Clamsy

Here is a great idea for those of you who have twins.

When you're sure that no one remembers

Story of my life

Hate when I do that.

yes

hey now

mr worldwide

And thus begins the colonization

:'(

Meanwhile at Planned Parenthood

undo undo undo undo

And they say white people have no culture

Parks and Rec prop dept FTW

What if we made it.. not that way

When Momma says it's over...well it's pretty much done.

When you find a message in a bottle.

Welcome to THE Oklahoma State University

I need this client in my life.

When your teacher asks where you see yourself in 10 years

This robin mean-muggin' every time I walk out my front door.

New calendar please

You trust, you must confess

No one knows what it's like, to be the...

T H I C C

Know Your Bees

When you buy something in amazon and accidentally order 20 instead of 2

She probably know now how she's going to look like when she's old

I've failed mama

I could never be a veterinarian...!

"Excuse me, Miss?"

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One by one they fall

Tinder, in a nutshell.

Do a flip faɡɡot!

Good, you already know your lines

Training to be Superman

Deal with it you little shit

Some of the best examples of sick burns I could find on the internet

The secret of life

When your friend Mat makes a joke