♫ You've got a friend in me... ♫

When you have a concert at 7 but need to destroy the Resistance at 8.

This is my life now...

Last time I was this late my mom gave birth to me

5 of Mayo

Blade's gay younger brother butter knife

The best class

Negative

Those First 5 Days..

Bon voyage

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Trust me, they'll never know it's a stock photo...

The exact moment my buddy was bit by a horse

Water tap at a local brewery.

Ironic. -Palpatine

sry for the normie look, i stole this

Dat Boi was found dead in miami

Christmas morning, 1989, my brother and I couldn't believe we actually got the Tandy 1000

Jump in, let's head to lifegoals!

Title of your post

My cap for graduation tomorrow!

I am definitely not going outside tonight...

Salvation

w h i t e bread

C'mon Peter, you'll never be the Hokage of Jerusalem at this rate

Another useless career : Memelord

Rare Video of Katman and WhiteBones making Hugelol great again

This little guy got stung by a mother***er with wings

May the 4th be with you.

Helena Bonham Carter shows incredible acting range

Bob the loner

my eyes

Stakes are high

This clay sculpture fell perfectly flat on its face, and looks pissed about it

We must seize the memes of production!

This Pantene model looks like she's about to break up with me

Hobbies

Regarding of our first 100-degree day in AZ...

Beating it

Happy Star Trek day J.K.rowling

copyrights

Lemme milk this meme while it still lives

U can do it

We don't speak about it.

Heeeeey Vsauce, Michael here!

Master gave dobby a sock... Dobby is free...

At least you still have the dorritos

Anon gets intimate

You learn something new everyday.

Savage Dad

Squidposting

$600

Absolute Madman

Hitler Meets Game of Thrones

Extra Extra! Gay men who dont date women are racists.

may be a repost

Sand

'I'll take a pack of smokes, some juicy fruit, and a bill of rights, thanks.'

Aaaww so cute! Wait...

Ooooh! He's tryin!

Let's try for 65

Poke'-Boys

He's all of us

I WILL LOOK FOR YOU....

A geometric haircut

May the 4th celebration

I just wanted a BLT with cheese not judgement!

May the 4th be with you...until...

May de cinco be whichu mañana, Homes. -- Han Cholo

Could be either

My husband shaved our cat then made a new, much more disturbing one.

Is milk still dairy or am I just naive?

This message brought to you by....

somebody once told me I should switch to geico

Spinners are really really gay

The fastest way to farm XP is with higher level buddies

Sometimes science goes too far

CNN is really not doing so well...

Ever relevant android advertisement:

Lolichan

You can tell who my real close friends are by their facial reactions as I fell on the dance floor.

Console(ation)

At least it's gluten free.

Heil

My wife, the librarian, received her new vanity plates yesterday.

When someone says traps are gay

When you get bored so you find yourself going to hugelol yet again

The official friendzone logo

Washed out memes

If Toto was a wise ass talking dog:

Anon has a close encounter.

That Ghost and goblins game tho

Anon forgets he is not on the internet.

Best Friends let you Share their Stretchy Pants

Roommate didn't pay rent for April and left our house. Found this resume in a box of old crap he left.

is the weed on the show real?

They'll get ya.

Found a his amazing wizard at a local renaissance festival.

anakin did nothing wrong

I work in a hospital and found this in one of the "on call" rooms.