Tonight on date line...

Choices, Choices

When you're arabic and are a big fan of peace

When mom tells me I'm a handsome young man

Black guy at a hockey game

Bikini Bottom genetics

Puppy for sale

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It make sense.

This world's broken

yay

adidas jumpsuit

Me neither Mr Dolphin, me neither

Everything's £1!

Thot

*reveals secrets to russia

Group Projects.....

Do you know why I pulled you over?

IH8PEAS

When you are just trying to get rid of all your problems

Hold My Bread

My son raking the sand off the road while wearing his brother's ski helmet.

Does this look like a game to you, mother***er?

we're all equal

Best day of my life

Fail with confidence and style

Einstein and Chaplin on each other's art.

Average day

Group Projects be like

If parrot had hands..

saw this today... had to take a photo

Well, if The Red Green Show has taught us anything...

My wife and I accidentally got each other the same gift for our second anniversary

Straight into my heart Bob

An hour before your date arrives

Good luck lions!

I like this game

The Work Season

A good attitude.

Such a lovely man

Don't skip leg day bro

Cannot decide if the headline writer has to be fired, or deserves a raise

dinosore

Has science gone too far?

So...18, hum?

The Toothpaste Lesson

How To Pronounce Any Danish Word

Don't tell me what to do ma

Here's something to you, 'Muricans

W O K E

Anatomy of a meme (side view)

Don't mind my advisors, they always act weird like that

Lets just drop some truth here

General Kenobi

Just a regular day on minecraft

Suggestions?

"Breakdancing Popcorn"

Tough luck...

The essence of programming

Not sure how to respond to that......

You will get a kick out of it

Daily Struggle

These people are getting creative...

1845

WhiteBones with his father circa 1855 (colorised)

The Baldwin brothers look like failed clones of Alec Baldwin

he'll be disappointed for sure

Taken moments before plummeting...

How soon can an exorcist drop by?

Pizza cooked @ 400° for 4 hours...

This Teacher Wasn't Allowed to Teach About Condoms...

Siblings - first time they've been together in four months.

My dog slept like this for at least an hour...

The strongest argument yet that the Earth is round and not flat.

Feel free to die now!

My girlfriend found The Black Knight's vehicle on her way to work this morning!

Accountant needed!

Been there...

Parking champion of the world...

it ain't dead yet

When the girl nextdoor starts tanning in her backyard

Spotted in the girls bathroom at a bar in Berlin

Completely Innocent average Girl. Nothing Suspicious here

Hank Hill the savage

The princess of Sweden

Yo Dawg. I heard you liked TicTacs.

At least you know it works!

Out of ink

My washing machine was very happy to see me this morning

A most productive day

... I have so many questions.

Taking a break from biting my hands

Lost the owner's manual

This works on all of my employees

What a worthless piece of shit

Barney Stinson...

Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya?

Well, I *did* ask him to remind me to run the dishwasher this morning

An Effective Ad - Save the Frogs!

*wink wink