╭∩╮ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ╭∩╮ I'm blind, I dunno what I pasted there....

Sorry for low picture quality.

Shrekt

Bravest kid in Argentina.

(▰◡▰) That's where you're wrong kiddo

Autism

Memorial Day BBQ

The best license plate ever

What's the name of this song?

Oh boy here comes my solo

I think my brother has a problem...

We all have that one uncle..

Shame overtook him

I was at dominos and i saw this:

"Pleased to meet you my good Man, I am Dog"

Thanks for the suggestion Google.....

Could finally afford a house with a French style garden!

They gonna choo-choo all night!

Pro Gamer!

"Why is your brother at the arcade taking pictures with random strangers?"

Propably the worst spot to put the writers name.

This is the only mey mey I can make in paint, please let me have it

This bookclub must be amazing

That sounds familiar

redundant title. breaking news.

"its my first time"

Degenerates be like

Paint > photoshop

capitalist pigs

wait for it

Phoenix Comicon had a mass shooter scare and banned prop weapons. Ban be damned!

My favorite Parks and Rec moment

kys.exe

At least it wasn't phallusroaches

Be careful who you call ugly in school!

HA HA *snaps fingers

Never tie your shoelace in Paris

At least put an orange flag on it. Wtf

Can't argue with logic like this

This sign at a winery

Who owned him?

Who let the dogs out...

Social Media. By Joey Fajardo

Newest addition to the house.

This one never gets old... probably cause it's too real...

Better keep this for myself

My parents bought this sign in Mexico, I had to point out the mistake.

Meta hopefully leads to death

It'll never fly

get out

For all my students...

Simpsons predicted Hitler

Today is definitely a BEES! kinda day

When you xD just right

My 4 year old niece found a dollar and said it didn't fit in the coin slot so she had rip it up.

So our 7 year old just left this on our bed...

you f*ucking doughnut

The side read "Only 10% of what we build falls down!"

sauce in comments

Where's your order 66 now

2 years ago I had no job out of college, so I decided to mow Peter Griffen into my parents lawn.

The best party ever!

Kinda always been the case... hasn't it?..

I'll just have water, thanks.

Opening up is hard to do.

My dad's watch...

Best company name ever!

Look at this rulebreaker

Yup, pretty much

Luke?

I can't drink, but at least I can summon demons.

Took her outside for a potty break. Checked on her a minute later and found her like this.

Bringing gifts, for dinner

Fall is the best time of year....

I accidentally moved while my mom was taking a panorama...

Screw You, Life!

Solid name!

ye... no chance...

You call this an inconvenience???

Getting ready for his date!

Here's your order

The Pokémon has evolved

Hey. How're you doing? I'm selling some stuff in here, come check it out whenever.

50 Shades of Brown!

I'm flying jack

Accidental Selfie

Isn't That the Pitcher's Job?

Welp, this is going to be a boring expo...

It's just a jump to the left.

Possibly the worst product ever made....

First world problems....

Better luck tomorrow

1 sec

Dont trend on shit

If you're looking to rob my house- just come in with a vacuum cleaner

Well this is glorious

Old movie and probably repost, but who cares

False tongue tells truth

Before and After. Progress Pics.

Now I'm convinced!